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The movie started! The song was being played showing the animals!

"Anna idi janthu prapancham lekka undey!"( Bro This is like the animal Planet!) Narsing said to Mallesh who was looking at the back row where Anjali was seated!

"Anna! Naku kanipisthaledey sarigga inka nenu na ilaaka lo em chesthaa!"( Hey what will I do in my territory? I can't see suddenly) Babu started crying loudly and Koti closed his mouth and said "Arey kalla jodu pettuko kanipisthadi!"
( keep your glasses on you will be able to see)

Anjali tried to take a better look at her brother! He was safe atleast in the crowd! Mami looked at the two guys who sat besides her and were looking at some row in the front!
"Girl friend hai kya?" ( Your girl friend anywhere there?)She asked in a whisper!
"Nahi! Meri girl friend ka boy friend hain"( Nope! My girl friend's boyfriend is there) Prateek answered and Mami exclaimed "Haain?( What?)"
The baldy looked at Khushi and Khushi looked at Arnav who was looking at her!

"Arnav ji hum aaj bahut khush hain" ( i am very happy today!) she said.

"Me too Khushi! Atlast we are watching a movie he said! Haan dekhiye naa janwar kitney sunder hain she said and froze as Pi' and his brother went to feed the Tiger! She caught Arnav's arm saying "yeh horror movie hain? Humey pathaa nahi tha muaff keejiye!"
( See how beautiful teh animal world is?...is this a horror movie! Sorry I didn't know when I suggested this)
Arnav only enjoyed her clinging to him and said," Relax I don't think so!" and he asked just to divert her," Khushi? Tum... tum... do you trust me?"
"Yeh kaisa sawal hain Arnav ji agar trust nahi karti tho aapkey sath jhoot bolke cinema dekhney aathi?"
( Whats this now? Had I not trusted you would I have come to the movies with you that too telling a lie to my parents) 

Khushi asked! Arnav touched her cheek and said," Do you love me?

"Haan! Kahaan tho tha?" ( I told you so! Didn't I?) Khushi said a little loud!
"Say it again" Arnav whispered almost in her ears and Khsuhi blushed!

"Khushi I am waiting" Arnav prompeted her!
"The sky is blue" came the reply.
"What?" Arnav was puzzled and then realised it was a male voice
Khushi turned to the baldy and said "Ji? Aap ... kya keh rahe hain?"
( What are you saying sir?)

"The sky is blue" he repeated!
"Tho?" (So?) Arnav got irritated!

"Accha!" Khushi got an idea! This man must be one of those from those cosmetic or jewellery companies that randomly picked people in Malls and cinema halls to ask a tricky question and give them a gift!

"Havent you read the manual?" The man asked irritatedly!
"Kya catalogue?" Khuhsi was sure now! It could be jewellery store !!!

"Khushi" Arnav was irritated that she was talking to a stranger while he was asking her something important!
Khushi turned saw that the tiger grabbed on the lamb and hugged Arnav as she could not see it!

"Anjali bitiya woh dekho shyaam ka nasthey ka time ho gaya!" Maami mused horrified at Khushi's bent head on Arnav's shoulder!
( See its time for her supper)

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"EI ikkad nunchi Sighting baaley"( The view from here is bad) Mallesh grew irritated his neck was paining as he had to turn and see Anjali!
"Undanna nen intezaam chestha!" ( Wait bro I shall arrange for it) Narsing got up and went to the top row where Anjali and Mami was sitting and asked the blackies to go down and give them those seats!

They refused point blank and when Narsing shouted at them one of them asked "How many seats?" 

Narsing thought two were enough for Mallesh and himself! The rest can sit down so he said "Two!" 

The Blackie said "Then ask those two! We are a group of four! So all of us want to sit together!"

Narsing scratched his head and stepped towards Prateek and Diwaa when the place was pierced by a blood curdling howl! 

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"Are you all right?" Arnav said holding her face in his palm and loving every moment of it!
Khushi blushed and put her head on his shoulder hugging his arm!

"Scorpio finish the code" The baldy said!
"Arnavji yeh taklu humey tang kar rahaa hain!"( This baldy is troubling me) Khushi complained!
"How dare he" Arnav made to grab him but Khushi said, " But I feel he is here to distribute freebees!"
"What? Unbelievable man!" Arnav almost yelled at her!

"Ek minute just lets shift places" Arnav shifted to Khushi's and Khushi to Arnavs! Lemme see how he will trouble you now Arnav said against a protesting Khushi who thought Arnav was denying her a chance to win a diamond pendant or  a pearl set!!

The Blackies beside the Mallesh gang on the other side saw the bunch of red roses shifting so one of them got up and came to the old man next to Khushi and said "Chichha I need to go get my girl friend who will be reaching anytime so can you go and sit in my place this is towards the Isle and I can get up easily."
"Laa houl..." The old man grumbled but moved towards the top row!
The blackie sat besides Khushi! When there was a big howl from the top row! Every body turned to see and Prateek DIWAA Mami and Anjali tried to hide their faces from Khushi and Arnav by trying various postures!
Maami put her hand bag to her face! Anjali turned sideways! Prateek held the rose bunch infront of his eyes and DIWAA bent down as if  he dropped something and was trying to find it!

The two blackies on their side also turned to each other as if conversing!

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Narsing stepped on one of the Blackie's foot and he was writhing in pain!
"Arey Aada daani lekka emanna arusthunnav!" ( why are you screeching like a woman) Narsing made fun of the red faced Blackie!

He went and stood before Prateek who was so engrossed in movie that he told DIWAA," Yaar the screen is gone!"

"What?" DIWAA asked!

"I can only see coloured stripes can you?" Prateek asked!


DIWAA punched him on his arm and said," There is a man standing right infront of you idiot and you are watching the stripes on his tee shirt that is stretched on an over sized belly!"

Narsing simply said "Get up and go and sit in front!"
"Why? These are our seats" Prateek showed his and Narsing immediately took them putting his into their hands and said now they are ours! 
Now get up and get going! Then he blew a whistle and Mallesh heard the signal and went and sat with Anjali and Mami while DIWAA and Prateek grumbled and sat next to the Blackies but could not so much coz of Mallesh Goud!


"Good movie but lots of disturbance!" Prateek said holding the rose bunch to the Blackie besides him who was staring at him!
"Sky is blue" Blackie said!
Prateek ground his teeth! "Iski tho!" DIWAA caught his wrist and said," Common enjoy the movie! Leave it yaar!"


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B1 was irritated! 
"Where is the mission and what about Scorpio he asked B2!"
"I dunno whats all this confusion! " B2 also was perturbed!

"We need to trace it!" B1 said determinedly!
"Yeah! Lets do it!" B2 said.

"How?" B1 asked.
"Well..." B2 looked at the front row and he saw Koti and Babu sitting there! 


"Come with me! He took B1 with him and said," We are from the multiplex maintenance these two seats are not up to the mark. We are here to inspect and so please take those two he showed them theirs and gave them the tickets!"


"Hum logaan yaheeinch baaiththey!" ( We want to sit here only!) Babu said!
"Sure! Do sit! The chairs have pins that are spoilt which will cause serious injuries to spine which will have many effects!" B1 said smugly!

"What?" Koti was confused.
"Are you married?" B2 asked!


"Inka ley anna" ( no bro! Not yet) Koti said suddenly blushing!
B1 and B2 looked at each other and patted Koti on his arm! 

"Its ok! next birth you can!" they said!

"Em?" ( Why?[why not in this birth?)Babu was petrified!

"I told you chair... pins... spine..." B2 was still talking when he saw the seats empty and Koti and Babu settling in those vacated by them! 
B1 Turned and froze looking at the man sitting besides him! It was the same fellow who was a mad cap who made them run around for checking the manual! B1 was sitting besides Prateek Murthy and DIWAA!

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"Arnavji! Yeh aadmi humey Ghoor raha hain!" ( this man is staring at me)Khushi said very quietly!
Arnav simply said," Khushi! You are very pretty you know that? Just ignore him and I am there na? don't worry!... and answer me... where do you want to go for dinner after this?"

One Balckie... one baldie and three other Blackies besies the baldie and B1 and B2 in the row above with Prateek and DIWAA moved forward in their seats to catch what Khushi answered!

My apologies as I could not update this hilarious series! But now I a backon it and although Short, , I shall update regularly here after-GoldenHaze
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The two men in black stood before the counter but were all ears for Prateek! After all anyone can be a contact even the one who stood beside them and looked an absolute Idiot!

"Sky is blue... Prateek said and registered the shock on their faces with a smug smile... and then went on... 
"The crow is black... their faces changed ... shock turned to confusion... 
"Night is black!" He said then...

The two men stared at each other..."Are you Scorpio?" one of them asked incredulously! 
DIWAA who was noticing everything sensed something wrong! Scorpio? Who was that?
Prateek was oblivious of anything! He was enjoying the prank! He went on... 
"the milk is white and ..."

"Shhh... !!!!!thats an emergency trigger are you sure?" One of the blackies asked...
Prateek asked "What emergency? And who Scorpio?"
Diwaa dragged him away saying "lets go!They are going in..."

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Anjali and Mami waited for Arnav and watched Khushi from a distance and she was chatting up a man in black!
"Besharmi dekhou! Kaunu sey bath chalaa rahi hain! Eee dekho woh bhi black pehnaa hain!" Mami discovered and Anjali noted too..."Ee poora ka poora group descendiya gayaa hai ka humrey Hyderabadwa mein?" Mami raised a question!
( See how shamelessly she is chatting up strangers? what has this whole gang descended on to Hyd?)

"Mami chaliye hum thoda pehley jaakey baith they hain! Sabse uper wala row aur koney sey do seat hatke apney seat hain! Wahaan sey sab dikhengey humey "Anjali huddled Mami into the theatre!
( lets go in before them and the last but two corner seats are ours and the view from there is perfect as everyone is visible from there)

"Ismey lal rang key nahi milengey?"( Aren't they in red) Mami started to haggle with the fellow at the entrance!
"Mami yeh cooling glasses nahi! Yeh 3d glasses hai! Chaliye"Aanjali pulled her in taking their glasses!
( Aunty these are not cooling glasses! They are 3d glasses! lets go!)

"Exkyuj me pleej" Mami walked past two men who were more than happy to have her stamp on their feet as they were sales men and were taking refuge after a heavy morning,... passing time till reporting time in the evening and chose to sleep in ac instead of the public park!

One of them even said "Aunty please feel free to stamp our feet again woh kya haina? pair bahuth dard dethey hain aajkal!"
"Tho unhey nikaal ke ultaa tangaav humrey se kyun stampiathey hou?" Mami was irritated!
"Shhh! Mami aap aisey bolengi tho Chotey ko shak ho jaayega ki hum yahaan hain! "Anjali said and settled in the seat!
( Please don't ! Chotey will get to know we are here)

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As the man struggled to get Khushi to answer, Arnav returned and took her inside as their turn came immediately!
"Arnavji yeh chasma wala cinema humey pasand hain!" Khushi said! And Arnav smiled at her! She was so simple!

They sat in their seats and Arnav gave Khushi a red rose... a single rose and Khushi blushed and whispered..." itney sare tho diye hain Arnav ji iski kya zaroorath thi? Fir bhi Thank you!"
( You gave me so many! So where was the need to give one more?)

"Woh saare mere sapney hain Khushi! I gave all my dreams to you now you are to make them a reality! And this one is my heart which I am entrusting you with! Will you accept it and be my love?" Arnav asked as others were noisily settling down!
Khushi's eyes filled with tears! She never thought he will make it so very special! She just sniffed and started crying making a few heads turn her way!

"Arnavji humney socha humney badhiya bola per aap ney humsey bhi badhiya propose kiya! Ab my chain sey mar sakthi huuunn!!!!!!AAAwwweee!!!" Khushi said sobbing loudly!
( I thought I was the best in proposing! You out did me)

"Shhh yeh tum kya kar rahi ho Khushi! Yeh sab sochrahey hain ki my tumhey kuch kar rahaa hun!" Arnav said looking around...
( what are you doing! Everyone is thinking that I am troubling you)

"Kar tho rahey hain" Khushi said loudly! And was about to add "pyar..."
( Of course you are[in love with me])

An elderly man two rows above said," useekey sath raho aur zindagi bhar tadpo! Aur nahi tho kya! Meri beti ney aisey hi khud kushi ki!... lekin ladkiyaan usee ko chahtheen hain jo unhey taqleef detha hain!Aur Maa baap tho jaisey unkey dushman hain! He was sushed by his people
( Stay with him only and suffer for a life time! My daughter committed suicide in teh end! ... But you girls always trust the wrong man! And parents are as if they are your enemies)

"Aisa nahi hain uncle"( Its not so Uncle)Khushi yelled back!
"Shhh! Khushi bus! Whats this!Now don't start anything here! You said I did something thats why they are all reacting!" Arnav said angrily!

"Haan aap humsay pyar nahi karthey?"( Don't you love me?) Khushi asked!
"Haan tho wahee tho bola myney..."( thats what I said)Arnav said.

It sank in to both of them that they have expressed their love and that Arnav said he loved her!
Both of them giggled like teenagers and two motu aunties two rows up...looked at them adoringly!
Khushi smiled at them and they winked and one of them said in a stage whisper "He is and showed her thumb and index finger rolled as an 'O' meaning awesome!

Khushi blushed!

"Woh dekho aur ek daayan hain gangwa mein bol rahi hain humrey Arnav bitua ka khoon bahut swaadist hovey hain!" Mami translated for Anjali who started chanting Hanuman chalisa!
( See there is one more old vampire! She is signalling that our Arnav's blood would be very tasty!)

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Where was that idiot! B1 checked he was heading towards screen six! How dare he made them check the code again! It was intact and this bloke after the operation will have it from him he said to B2 looking at Prateek who was being dragged by DIWAA towards screen 6.


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"Shirdi Sai mana..." The movie started...
"Arey English pichkar kada bey?" Mallesh enquired "mari?"
( She was going to an English movie? Then?)

"Vadinamma manchidanna! Choodu! Manchi pitchkar key boyindi! Mana Nagarjuna Shirdi Sai!"
( She is such a sweet heart! See she is going to watch Nagarjuna's Shirdi Sai)

Narsing said folding his hands before the screen in reverence!

"Ikkada mari vadinammedi raa?" ( where is your SIL?) Mallesh voice boomed and everybody said
"SHHH!!!!"
They quickly searched and found Anjali and Mami were not there in the theatre and so everyone got out enmasse much to everybodies annoyance.

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Two men in black took the seats beside Mami and Anjali and one of the men had a bunch of red roses in his hand! They immediately looked at Anjali who had the bunch in her hands!
"Picture idhar nahi udhar"( The movie is being played there! Not here) Mami who was between them and Anjali said sharply and they turned putting on their glasses-their faces to the screen!


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The man at the entrance objected... "these are for..."

"Aei... chup chaap satak ley yahaan sey!( Hey just get lost from here)
Anna em choosthey ticket daanikey!( Whatever Anna wants to watch the tickets will be for that ok?)

"Eee chasma denikey? Free isthurra? Yaadikelli acchinnai?" Koti asked.
( What are these glasses? Are they being distributed free? Where did they come from!)

"Anna nuvvu chasma pettukunnaavani andariki panchuthurra?" Babu was one up!
( Anna! Since you wore it may be they are distributing for everyone!)

"Maakoddu! Anna tho samaananga memu chashmaa etlesukovaaley? Babu asked!
( we don't want! We cant wear it on par with Anna)
"Arey idi picture choonnikey raa" Chinnu said!
( these are for watching the movie)

"Gatlanaa?"( Oh Is that so?) Babu reconciled.
"Thammi ikkadraa!"( come here chotu) Narsing called the guy at the entrance who they shooed away!
"Gidi lekuntey cinema kanla padadaa?" Narsing asked!
( Can't we see the movie without this?)

"Leh anna!" ( No Anna) he said)

"Koncham guda?" ( Not even a lil?) Narsing wamted to confirm.
"Ei ooko Anna getla kanla paduthundey! Givvi choodneekey Anna!Cheppina kadaa?"The boy said.
( I told you its for watching the movie! Else how do you plan to watch it?)

"Director guddodaa? Enduk deesthaaru itlaa kalluleni vaallaki manani saavagottaneekey!" Babu exclaimed!
( Is the director blind? why did they make this movie for the blind and why trouble us this way?)
They grabbed the glasses and...

The entire gand barged in!

Chinnu stepped on a man's leg and he protested and got slapped in return! 
"Aei lolli cheyak!Kaaley kadaa thokkindi? Raasthaa lo pedithey thokkamaa?muii!" He admonished him on top of that!
( Don't you dare make noise! If you spread your leg across the path then what I can I do! Shut your trap)

His half blind Brother in law sat on a seat thinking it was empty and there was a lady seated in it who screamed "Chachhinoda Kallu kanipinchatleda barrey laaga unnavu?"
( #$%^@! Are you blind? Can't you see you buffalo)
"Kanipinchatley" ( Nope I can't see he said) he said as she gave hima blow with her hand bag!

They all settled in their row! But they got tickets in different order with strangers in between them as it was last minute booking.
Mallesh's eyes searched for Anjali and he immediately called Narsing in a whisper! "Arey nenu getla soodali na tala enkaala undi raa!"
( How can I see? she is sitting exactly behind me!)

"Ooko anna! Nee tala gakkadney undi kadda! he blushed!
( Your head is where it is! Stop pulling my leg!)
"Arey nee... Vadinamma raa!" ( I meant your SIL Mallesh said.

"O ... sarey ikkada raa anna..."( Oh then, take my seat) he offered to trade places!Mallesh got up and slided towards his right... as Narsing went to his place!

A strange man with a bunch of roses sat in the seat as Mallesh slipped into Narsing's
He looked at Mallesh and said," Aasmaan neela hotha hai!" ( The sky is blue)
"Em?" ( What?)Mallesh asked!
"Aasmaan neela hotha hain!" The blackie repeated.

"Nee ..#$$%^" he gave him a tight slap and said "ippudu cheppu!" ( Now you tell me)
The man saw two and half sparrows circle his head thrice after that he could not count as his jaw hurt!
"This is breach of code" he said!
"Em kodi raa?Kodi-punju em lolli!!! Nuvvu cinema choodu!" ( whats this mess! You watch the movie) Mallesh warned him!

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The four black and the bald man team walked in and checked the rows! They stopped at Khushi Arnav row and the bald man stared at Khushi for a long time and at the buch of roses in her hand!

"Arnav ji aap humey kitna pyar karthey hain?" Khushi asked... 
( How much do you love me?)
"Matlab?" Arnav was stumped!

"Matlab kis hadd taq chahthey hain!" Khushi explained
( To waht measure/limit?)
"Meri chaahat ki hadd nahi hain" Khushi he said!
( There is no limit for my love)

Khushi was elated and so was  an old Chiccha( Hyderabadi for uncle) who was next to them,whose family of sixteen filled the other row and placed him coneveniently away!" 

"Barqurdaar ummeed pey duniya qaayam hain aur yeh dil jawaan hai iska kya kusoor?" He said and did aadaab!
(Youngman the world runs on hope... hut this heart is young so what is its fault)

"Woh rhyme nai hua hain!"( Thats not rhyming) Arnav said although he did not understand shaayari he knew that it should follow some semblance of meter!

"Tho kya hua?"( So what?) he snorted and Khushi said Chicha mast hain just to keep his heart!
"Tho aur ek suniye muhtarama... aapke shaan mein... "he went on and Arnav wiped his face as the saliva from his mouth flew like a sprinkler on his face!
( Please listen to one more in your honour lady)

"Khushi yeh zaroori hain?"( Is this necessary?) he asked her!
"Kehne deejiye na Arnavji humaarey liye aaj Khaas din hain aur aaj humey math rokiye" Khushi said excitedly!
( Let him! Today is a memorable day and it should be the most memorable one! Don't stop me today)

Arnav rolled his eyes and muttered," I don't think I can ever do that!"
The old man went on with his sprinkler shaayari wetting Arnav's face

"Arz kiyaa hain," He started... ( Here I present...)

"Aap kaaley kapdom mein chaand nazar aathi ho..."
( You look like the moon clad in black)
"wah wah" Khushi said clapping!( hail)

"Aap kaaley kapdom mein chaand nazar aathi ho..." he repeated...

"Humey hamaari bacchonki amma ki yaad dilaathi ho..." He said winking at Arnav!
( You remind me of my kids' mom)

Arnav looked at him with disgust but Khsuhi was enjoying his adulation...

"Raath ki baath koi unsuni lagthi ho..." he said
( You seem like a never heard incident of night)
"wahwaa wahwaa" (hail) Khushi repeated along with him...

Arnav was furious 'What a Date' he thought!
"Raat ki...?" Chiccha checked to see if they were following.

"Bath...Koi unsuni lagthee ho" someone else repeated from front seat and Arnav thought there are more of such mad caps in here...
"haan...!" Chiccha was happy...

"Raat ki bath koi unsuni si lagthi ho"
"Merey ghar ki kati hui bijli key taar si jalaathi ho..."
( You smolder like the cut live wire inm my house)

"Kya bath hain!( Wow) there were claps from second left row now...

The old coot felt encouraged and he was not finishing it Arnav thought! And swore and Khushi was suddenly the star so she was enjoying...

He started all over again and Arnav thought of asking Khushi for her scarf to protect his face from the sprinkler effect!

"Arz kiyaa hain,
Aap kaaley kapdom mein chaand nazar aathi ho...
humey hamaari bacchonki amma ki yaad dilaathi ho...
Raath ki baath koi unsuni lagthi ho...
Merey ghar ki kati hui bijli ki taar si jalaathi ho...
Ummed rakhthey hain...

"Zara suniye janaab... " ( just listen to this)he has an audience now so he drew their attention... "Oh GOD!" Arnav groaned...

"Ummeed rakhthey hain tumsey hi mera Adhaar card pura ho"
( I sincerely hope with you alone my Adhaar card would be complete.)

"Ghar hamara patthargatti mein aur sasural terey ghar mein ho!"
( My house in patthar gatti( a place in old city) and my inlaw's at your home)
He did aadaab as few people clapped and said "wah!"

"Ab khatm karo chichaa picture shuru honey ko hain" ( now please end this as the movie is about to start!) Khsuhi requested looking at Arnav's temper rising!

"Kabhi na Khatmo ho woh apsaana humaara ho"
( Let our love story be never ending)
"Dil humaarey tumhaarey pyar sey maalaamaal ho"
( let our hearts be filled with the treasure of your love)

"Baaqi jo bachaa hain woh credit card sey poori ho!" He ended in haste
( Whatever is left let that be filled with a credit card)

Hey it rhymed Arnav said sarcastically and Khsuhi made a face at hi saying "aap jalthey hain ki humaarey uper shaayari hui!"
( you are jealous as its written about me)

"Aap kahain tho aapkey uper bhi?" Chiccha was getting into form!"
( If you permit I shall ... on you too)

"Nahin"( no) Arnav yelled wiping his face!
"Zaroor magar baad mein chichaa interval mein' Khushi said.
( Sure! But in the interval)
"Khushi iska interval nahi hotha hain" ( There is no interval here)Arnav said but Khushi showed him a bald man and said "Arnavji tab sey ghoor raha hai humey!"
( He is staring at me for quite some time)

Arnav asked him "Any problem?"
"No I am just serching for my seat" he answered and he had a bunch of red roses in his hand! He walked past Arnav sat besides Khsuhi and said," Welcome Scorpio black!"

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Two other men in black walked in with a bunch of roses... they searched and sat one besides Narsing and Koti and other between Chinnu and his Half blind Bil who was alternating his glasses!

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Prateek and DIWAA walked with their glasses and searched for their seats and they sat besides an over dressed lady and a pretty one both in black and then when Prateek saw the entire row was dressed in black he DIWAA, two ladies, Two men besides them and four besides those blackies! There were four bunches of red roses in all! He shrugged and searched for Khushi and Arnav and winked at DIWAA!

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The main lounge of Prasad's IMAX saw a rare scene! A sea of humanity dressed in black floated towards the centre out of so many dressed in various colours as if a wave of black came out of the ocean!... while two men collided with each other and a bunch of roses was thrown into the air!

Breaths were held while there were sighs in anticipation as to who would get to hold the bunch as if it was the bride's bouquet!

Both Mallesh Goud and the man fell on the ground with a thud! While a dozen men clad in black looked greedily at the bunch of roses and moved towards them,... when all of a sudden a lady in a black sari caught it before it hit the ground!

"Anjali bitiya ee kaa?"( what's this anjali?) Maami said and Anjali turned and looked at the chaos!
All the men in black who surfaced drew back and the wave of black ebbed as everyone mixed with the crowd eager not to blow off their cover!

Mallesh was still on the floor when Anjali went and caught his hand while the others gaped at him...
Mallesh looked up to see who it was and he heard a dozen Sitars and a flute as well as few violins( he could not count how many) playing a very splendid tune!
"Please Anjali said urging him holding his hand!"

Chinnu moved forward to help Mallesh but Narsing punched him on his rear saying,
"Hat! Nuvvenduku? Vadinamma undi gadaa!" 
( Who wants you when Bhabi is there!)

Anjali bent and picked something! She then looked around to find the other man but he was no where in site! She then turned to Mallesh who was still staring sightlessly and said," Sorry! People are insensitive!" Then she put the glasses in his hand and said," Sambhalkey! Aapke sath koi hain?"
She looked around again!Then she asked," Aap key sath koi nahi hain?" ( Is there no one with you?)
Mallesh stared at her still in shock!
Narsing Chinnu and his half blind BIL came forward saying," Hum haina?"( We are there)

Anjali looked at them and said," You should have taken care of him no?" And said bye sweetly to Mallesh and turned to go an dthen suddenly remembered and turned back to him again and said,"Yeh aapka... she then caught his right hand and put the bunch of red roses in them and smiled and then was gone!
Mallesh was about to fall backwards out of Ecstasy when Koti and gang caught him hooting and cheering!
They all said YES!!! ...punching their fists in to the air!

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The man walked with the bunch of red roses and turned the corner where the others joined him!"Boss Thank God the object is still with us! " One of them said!
Yeah! Remember I am your Boss the Boss said smugly and looked at the bunch and screamed!
"That Bunch! This Is different!"
What all men talked at once!
Idiots! They have the object! He shouted and turned back!

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Arnav caught the chat take away with one hand and Khushi's hand with his other hand and said "lets go!"
He then saw she was looking odd!
"Is everything alright?" he asked!
"Haan Arnavji someone tried to take these roses"she said clutching them to her heart!
"So what Khushi? Its ok! I will buy you more!" He said laughing...he just wanted to ease her and did not want his date to be spoilt  no matter what!
"Ohho! Aap samajhthey naheen! These... are given by... you!" ( Why don't you understand)
"So?" Arnav prompted although he knew what she meant!
"So... so... They are special!" Khushi said blushing.
Arnav tugged her close and ran his forefinger on her left cheek and said "But these roses are more precious... "indicating her blush and she blushed a crimson again!
"See? Why do we need roses while they bloom on your cheeks?" he said!
Khushi was lost in his gaze!

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"Yaar! These blokes are really serious!" DIWAA said feeling happy for his friend!
"Yep Till now!" Prateek said flaunting his bunch of red roses!
"But do you think, this time Arnav will finally propose?" DIWAA asked Prateek!
P:"Dunno buddy! But I just want Khushi to be calm! She has a habit of panicking when important matters are discussed!"
D:"Like?"
"Like Examination marks!" Prateek said raising an eye brow!

"Yeah but..." what ever DIWAA was saying was interuppted by two men in black who came and stood besides them!
DIWAA was repelled by their body language and stepped aside!
One of them said," Aasmaan Neela hotha hai!"
( The sky is blue)
Diwaa ignored but Prateek was Prateek he said," Aur kawwa kaala hotha hain!"( And a crow is black in colour)

One of them said still looking straight... "cheating"
Prateek got angry! "Why? When sky is blue? Crow is black!"
B1:" Colour is wrong!"
P:"colour is right!"
B2:" we know better!"
P:" I know the truth!"
B1:" What?
B2:"WHAAAT????"

P:"Yes!
D:" WHAT?"
P:" THE CROW IS BLACK!!!! BLACK BLACK BLACK!!!" Looking at the men!
B1 to B2 without looking at him:" Are we missing something?"
B2to B1:" we need to check manual"
B1 to P:" We will be back!"

P:" Sure! Crow still will be black in colour!"
D:" Are you crazy? Do you know them!"
P:" No!"
D:"Then why?"
P:" CHUMMA!"( Which meant time pass used regularly by a  Hyderaabadi)

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Mallesh and gang were enjoying their cool drinks!
Chinnu: "Anna mandu party kaavaaley! Cool drinks taagudhendi?"
( We need booze to celebrate not these stupid cold drinks!)

Narsing:" Anna! Gulaab icchindey neeku vadinamma!"
( Bro Bhabi gave roses to you!)
Mallesh blushed and looked away!
Koti: I told you its because of the glasses!" looking crossly at the BIL of Chinnu!

Chinnu's BIL:" Au! She thought..." Chinnu closed his mouth with his palm saying "Baava! Em maatladaku!"
( Don't say a word Jiju)

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Mami searched for the man in black who was stalking her! he was lost in the crowd!
Disappointed. she turned to Anjali and said "Lets go!"
They both were walking with the bunch when they spotted Khushi and Arnav on the other side walking towards the entrance! Anjali immediately turned and said "Mami lets hide somewhere and go in after they go!"
Mami immediately pulled her into the other section and they stood there although it sported the banner of teh movie "SHIRDI SAI BABA"

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B1 called a number and asked," Change in code!"
The answer came:" Will check with HQ and pass on the reply!"
B1:" Sure"
B2:" Dunno whats going to happen"
But we will have to be succesful this time! They turned to each other and said:"YES" punching the air with their right hands!

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"Anna! Gadi choodavey! Vadinamma !" Chinnu screamed and was shusshed by others!
( Look at her! Bhabhi!)
They saw Anjali and Mami going into a theatre and rushed there!
After they settled down... They realised the theatre was full of mostly oldies and local commercials were playing!
"English kada raa "( wasn't it supposed to be in english?)
Mallesh asked!
"Advertisements telugu vaalaki kad anna?" Chinnu assured!
( But the ads are for the locals right?)

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"Khushi one second... "Arnav gave her her ticket and said "you just go in I will just come!"

K:'"Nai Hum wait kareingey"( No ! I shall wait for you!)
A:" Just go! Something I need to surprise you about!!! " he winked at her.
K:" Accha" winking back!

Arnav left towards the stalls!
A man in black who was just before her said " Aasmaan neela hotha hain!"
( The sky is blue)
K:"Ji?"
B( some no):" Aasmaan Neela hotha hain!"
K:"hotha tho hain!"( Ofcourse its blue) Khushi was in a good mood and just did not mind chatting gayly with a stranger...
B( some no): "aur...?"( And?)

K:"Aur...Haan mujhey accha bhi lagtha hain! Aasmaani neela"
( And... Oh yeah!... I like sky blue colour too)
B( some no):" Then say what you have to!" irritatedly.
K:" Kaisey? Pehli baar hum sab boldiye! Ab unki baari hain!Kaala rang bhi pehney unkey liye He has to say!"
( First time I said everything! Now its his turn! I am in black also just for him!He must say it)

B( some no):"You are in tandem with the Mission black?"
K:" Aur nahi tho kya?" Per aapko kaisey patha?"( Then what? But how do you know all this?"
B( some no):" I am ... ok... first finish!
K:" Haan tho he has to say and i will wait!"
B( some no):"Ohho! What is it with these women recruits! Finish what your manual says" he gave a clue.

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Prateek and DIWAA walked towards the Screen entrance...
P:"Kya daraaya baap myney!"
( See how I scared him off)
D:" I don't think so!"
P:"Why?"
D:"Coz He is back!"
P:" What?"
Two men in black came! But then DIWAA realised they were different!

P:" Dekh dethaa hun Thadi!"
( See how I fix them)

P:" Looking at the ceiling! He took a deep breath and opened his mouth to say...

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Posted by GoldenHaze