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K:" What idea?"
D:"2T"
P: But Idea is 3G na?"
D: Hey our idea is 2T! Arnav dedicated a song in Telugu coz it was for you so what you should do?
K:" Listen!"
D: " I pity Arnav today! your IQ levels are minus!" looking at her pitiably.
K:"Phir kya?"( what then?)
D:" I meant which language you should dedicate the song in?"
P:" Oh That! Hindi thats his mother tongue, isn't it Khushi? or you don't know even that?"
Khushi glaring at him! " Haan Diwaa ji wahi hain unki mathru bhasha!"
( Yes! Thats his mother tongue!)
D:" Are you twins?"
P:" No! Why?" Proudly!
D:" Your IQ levels are mirror images! I double pity Arnav!
K:" Will you tell us whats on your mind without analyzing our IQ levels?"
D:" Ok! We have to dedicate a song for the translation of which he would have to approach us!"
K:" Why?"
D:" Why? don't you want him to contact you? So that you can say sorry to him?"
K:" Haan!"
D:"...So now you got my point?"
P:" Yeah! But which language I am wondering! Bhojpuri, Bengali, Tamil, Simhaleese...?"
D:" Are you both crazy? I don't understand how you guys can be so dumb!"
K:" Excuse me?"
D:" Yeah!"
P:" Prove it!"
D:" Simple Prateek! Tell me the spelling of coffee!"
Prateek and Khushi stared at each other! What's this language test at this hour they thought!
P:" Khushi! why would he ask such a simple question? There must be a twist to it!"
K:" He is a radio Jockey and they have questions for which they give away prizes so... he must have some trick up his sleeve!
D:" Are you done with your deliberations! Its five minutes since I asked!"
P:" Yeah!"
Prateek turned to Khushi and said! " You wait I will show him the Hungarian technique where we don't use any alphabet in the original spelling!
Khushi and Prateek clapped their right hands in the air- a childhood habit before going to any competetion from gully cricket to final exams!
Diwaa was not getting it on the other hand as to how two people can be so silly! Spelling of coffee OMG!!! Anyone would know! He wanted to tell them that...things in life can be simple! No need to complicate them!
K:" Ok! Here it goes!...
The spelling of coffee is...
er...
uh...
...Prateek will tell you! " She was sweating!
P:" Don't worry mu dear! My hun na?Note down!"
D:" common man!"
P:"
K
A
U
P
H
E
E
COFFEE! He said! He looked at Khushi with Triumph! And she showed a 'Thumbs Up' signal!
Diwaa felt something wooly before his eyes and darkness enveloped him!!!!
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Arnav drove home straight! The moment he entered the house, He shouted at HP when was asked about dinner!
Anjali came to him and said,"Chotey? Sab theek tho haina?"( Is everything all right?)
A:" How can it be Di?"
Anji:" What happened my dear?"
A:" Nothing!"
Anji:" Khushiji ney kuch kahaa?"( Did Khushi say something?)
A:" Not something! She said a lot!"
Anji:" Awe! Common! Thats common!"
A:" What? Vampires are not common! Of all the people she? Why GOD!!!"
Anji:" OMG! What? These things exist?"
A:" Bloody Hell!"
Anji:" You mean Khushi! OMG!OMG!!!!"
A:" Haan Di"
Anji:" Chotey! You... what? How can she be>>> A ..."
A:" Exactly! How can she? And that Beeku! He too! Vampires move in packs it seems!"
Anji:" Chhh...ooo...tey! There are more of them! Oh my god!!! WhY? My brother... my poor brother came round to like one girl and what cruel twist of fate!"
Arnav looked at her oddly! " Its ok Di"
Anji:" Nai! Its not! Its dangerous! What if she! You wait here! She said and ran inside her room!"
Arnav just was so mad that he did not realise that what he was saying was being registered in the reverse and that Anjali now thought Khushi was a vampire!!!!
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Khushi sprinkled some water on Diwaa's face and Prateek patted on his chin and he opened his eyes saying," where is my horse!"
K:" Yeh Kitney hain? ( How many are these?) Showing him two of her fingers!
D:" What is there is not there! what is not is always there!
K:" Thats actually true!"
P:" "Theek hain pehley kaam kar isey hosh mein laa!"
( Yeah! But you do your job first! Bring him to his senses!)
K" Diwaa ji"
D:" No I am Raja Raja Chola the second!"
P:" I didn't know there were two of them! Are you teh father or the son?"
D:" The grand son of the father Chola!"
K:" Teeku Please! Are you Ok?"
D: " No! How can I be? When the enemy Veera Verman has attacked my Kingdom?"
P:" What?"
D:" Give me my sword!"
K:" Teeku Yaar! Don't you have aremedy for your Hungarian technique?"
P:" No! Actually they didn't talk about the after effects! That book and its publishers should be sued!"
K:" What you read it somewhere?"
D:" Call the Senapathi!"
P:" Khushi kuch soch!"
D:" Khushi? Her name is Basanthi!"
K:" Diwaa jI"
D:" Nahi! My Gabbar Singh! Basanthi Naach!"
P:" Oh God!Khushi kuch soch jaldi!"
K:" Diwaa ji dekhiye aapke pitha shri Arnavji Mahraaj Talwaar lekar aarahe hain aap ka vadh karney!"
( Your Father Arnavji is here with a sword to kill you)
D:" Arnav? Khushi? he blinked!
Prateek and Khsuhi clapped their hands ! They brought him back!
D:" What happened?"Diwaa asked!
K:" Uhhh! Nothing? Nothing at all!!"
D:" Oh!!! My head!" He caught his head and looked at Prateek and he remembered everything!
D:" You! You what spelling you gave for Coffee! Yeah Thats what made me go crazy! KAUPHEE! Not one alphabet matched! Khushi! I am telling you! This man is lethal!
P:" Prateek said smugly! Yeah I know I have a killer charm!"
K:" Accha Diwaaji! Ab boliye na kaunsi bhasha?
D:" hey guys I give up! All I wanted to say was that if you dedicate a Telugu song, Arnav is sure to contact us for meaning!"
K:" HA! He won't even bother to listen!"
D:" Don't say that! I will ensure that! He is not all that bad you know?"
K:" Ok! But I will do something apart from this which will surely bring him back and i need your help!
D:" Done but What Telugu song!"
K:"I have one! My favourite! send the text of translation and play it and then I will see how he will not come back!"
D:"Ok Done!"
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Anjali came back with a silver locket which was in cross shape!
" chotey you remember Ms.Mary?
A:"Yeah! She taught us at home!"
Anji:" Ahe gave her prayer beads with this dollar to me! You wear it!"
A:" Di I don't believe in all thsi!"
Anji"Even Now?"
A:" Nope!"
Anji:" How?"
A:" what has it to do with this?"
Anji:" You should have silver on you for..."
A:" For?"
Anji:"Protection! This is my order" She put it around his neck!
Arnav "Ok! Di I want be alone ! Sorry! He took his keys and went to his car and rode off towards the free ways of Nehru outer Ring road!"
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Whithin half hour they were at the studios and Diwaa texted Arnav:" Pls listen to the FM I am sorry for this mess buddy!
Arnav:" Go to hell"
Diwaa:" Once please listen to this song!PlLLEEEAAASSSEE"
Arnav:"$%^&#*"
But he switched on the channel!
Guys! Beautiful Khushi says this to her lover Arnav today pls do listen without fail at till teh end... RJ DIWAA's voice blared out of teh car speakers and a soothing song came!
Diwaa:" Khushi dedicates this song to you and this is the translation!
NUVVE NAA SWAASA
You are my breath...
In my heart tere is a yearning for you[to be mine]
This life if lived is with you... and if I am going to my pyre{end of life} thats with you!
...so is my small hope to tell you[I want to tell you!]
Oh my beloved!Oh my beloved!
1. You introduced the fragrance of flowers to me
You have filled my life with the light from the twinkles of all the stars
all the showers[of love] filled in the clouds high above- you showered them on my heart;
You ushered in a new world of laughter and warmth and made it stand before me[offered me a new world of happiness]
All your memories, in any of my births, I can never forget
... so to tell you( all the above) is my small wish...
Oh my beloved! Oh my beloved!
2.
I am sending the rays of affection through the sun
I am sending my worship ( of your love) through the winds
I am sending through the mountain streams my unending restlessness to meet you
... And I am sending through the pathways- the ever beating heart of mine that beats tierlessly to the rythm of your heart beat!
Wherever you are... For me who is waiting for you looking your way[for your arrival] I have a small hope that you will come to me after listening to this message of love from me...
...so to tell you is my small wish
Oh My beloved! Oh my beloved!
[Guys Please listen to the song... A beautiful rendering by Shreya Ghoshal with very touching lyrics and lemme know how you like it! Happy HOLI
Anukat]
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Pic Credit: LakshaLOVEArshi
WHATT????
K:"What?"
Prateek:WHAT WHAT MAN!!!
A:"What did you say just now?"
P:" That you are not aware of human emotions"
A:" What am I?"
K:' Jaaney Deejiye na?"( Leave it will you?)
P:"Kahaan?( Where) Yeh Breaking Dawn 10 taq kheencheyga!"( Else he will drag till Breaking Dawn Part-10)
K:" Teeku ruko yaar!"( Please wait Teeku)
A:" Nahi (No)you tell me"
P:" No ! You tell us! Where are the others? How many of you are there? Since how long?"
A:" Who?"
K:" Teeku!!!"
A:" Khushi!"
P:" My kisey bulaaun?Tum Ek doosrey ko bulaatahe ho!"( Whom Should I call? you are calling each other)
A:"Try God coz if what I think you thought of me comes true then you won't have any of your faculties in place to think properly!"
K:" Aapney kya soncha?"( what did you think?)
A:" Jo isney socha( whatever he thought) and I am sure made you also believe in ythat @#$%!
P:" What did I say! I said the truth!
A:" And what you think is far from the truth!"
P:" Truth is truth!"
K:" I don't have any problem with the truth!"
A:" But I do!"
P:" You better! Coz I do too you friggin..."
K:" I won't let you!" catching Prateek's shirt!
A:" Let him Khushi! Aaj faisla ho jaaye YA tho my Ya yeh Meeku!( Let it be decided today! Its either Meeku or ME)
"TEEKU" both Khushi and Prateek corrected loudly!!!!
"TELL US THE TRUTH!!!!!!!"
THERE WAS A LOUD VOICE WHICH SAID THAT FOLLOWED BY A BIG CRASH OF A DOZEN CUPS!!!!!
Khushi, Arnav and Prateek turned to see a dozen people seeing them live in the cafe!
RJ Diwaa, The cafe owner two staff and the rest-customers!
The IPL match was abandoned on the big screen in the corner!
The Cafe owner said," Please bathaado bhai! My yeh tension bardasth nai kar saktha! MEREku BP hai!( Please tell us bro! I can't take this tension! I have high BP)
The servers nodded and said," Saab bolona! Humlogaan... doh overon sey match bhi nai dekhrain!
( Sir please tell us what is the truth! we are unable to concentrate on the match since the past two overs)
Arnav looked at Khushi and Prateek and said "inhi sey poocho!"
( Ask these people)
"Bolo na baawa!" ( Pease tell us son!) an elderly gentleman said wiping his mouth with back of his hand!
"Kuch nai Chicha... yeh... " ( Nothing uncle he is...)Khushi swallowed hard!
"Yeh...?" ( HE?) he prompted...
"Bolo" ( Yeah tell them) Arnav prompted!
"VAMPIRE HAIN!"( ...IS a VAMPIRE) Prateek said aloud and went behind Khushi!
There was a hush over the audience!
RJ DIWAA was the first to react and said," Holy S@#$"
"Rather unholy S@#$!"Prateek said sarcastically!
Arnav caught Prateek's collar and hoisted him up and said! You!!! I always knew you will ultimately come in between! "
He put him down looked at Khushi and said "do I look like a Vampire? Do you believe in this... this crap!!!!!????"
He went on "How could you Khushi?"
The cafe owner went to the altar where a silver urn was kept and put it in Arnav's palm and exclaimed HE is not! Silver has no reaction from him!
Everyone said "yes yes!"
Arnav was so embarassed and he looked disgustedly at Khushi and said "CHI!!!!" And left in a huff!
Khushi and DJ DIWAA and the dozen others were now looking at Prateek!
"What?:
"Well its... m...y ... duty to protect he...r! She is my sis..." Prateek tried explaining but failed!
Khushi was the first to react!!!!
She closed both her ears and shrieked and everyone immediately dropped down to the floor except Prateek!!!
The Cafe owner said "get down... Thats the siren for bomb blast!"
"No! Its Khushi! she is upset get up everybody!" Prateek exclaimed!
Prateek went and caught Khushi's nose! Thats how she stopped!He looked at everybody with a sense of achievement smugly!
Everyone got up looking oddly at them and RJ DIWAA came to Khushi and said! "wow!!! You have lot of energy!"
"Shukriya! Per waise hum yeh bathaadein aapko ki yeh sab aap ke wajah sey hua hain!" She accused him!
( Thanks! But let me also tell you that all this has happened because of you).
"No Man! How?"
"How?" Khushi went on telling him everything and by the end of third cup of tea he understood completely!
"I guess I bungled up he he!" Diwaa said.
Prateek made a face standing...behind him!
"Ok! Let me... do something!!!" DIWAA said!
"What" both Khushi and Prateek pounced on him!
"Relax! Lets start operation Diwaa... "Diwaa said
K:"How?"
P:"How?"
D:"Simple plan no 1... Call him and apologise!"
"HA! CALL HIM!!!" Khushi aped him...
D:"Whats so difficult in that man?"
"See just take out your mobile and punch contact number and it rings!" he said and waited and his face turned red and he cut it coughing!
K:"Kyun Diwaa ji bahut simple haina?" Khushi asked!
D:"Haan per you shud actually!"
"What did he say?" Prateek asked curiously!
"You want to listen?" Diwaa asked trying to punch
"NO!"Prateek immediately backed out!
D:"Khushi you try! See? Its easy?
K:"Ok"
TRING>>> TRING<<<TRING<<<
Nothing happened...
K:"Ab kya hoga?"
D:" No issues! his is all normal! Plan No2 We will go to his room!"
K:" I dunno where he stays?"
D:What? How? You don't know?"
K:"Ji"
D:" Ok! Plan 3! We will go to his work place!
K:" Ehem!!! Dunno! where he works!!!"
P:" " Now you know why I had my doubts!"
D:" Jeez! You dunno anything !
K:" I know!"
D:" What?"
K:"Mobile number!"
Prateek smote his forehead with his fist saying" Kharma" ( what a bad luck)
Diwaa just stared and said "Idea!!!!"
K:" Kya?" ( What)
D:"How did he pataofy you?"
K:" Ab... ah..."
P:" Ippudu siggupadi em laabham cheppu!"( whats the big heck in feeling shy now? Tell us?"
K:" Gaana dedicate kiya tha unhoney!" ( he dedicated a song )
D:" Exactly! I only did that!"
P:"SO?"
D:" Do the same! Again!"
K:" Kahan phone bhi nahi uthaarahey hain aur gaana kahaan dedicate karengey!"
( He is not taking my call! Then how will he dedicate song?)
D:" Not him! You!"
K: WOW! WHAT AN IDEA!"
P:" You think he will listen to FM?"
D:You leave it to me!""Lets select a song and I shall do it tomorrow!"
P:" Tum hi meri meet ho Tumhee meri puja! Nice old number by Lata Mangeshkar!"
K:" Kyun Sarlaa kam padi hain ki puja chahiye?"( Why, was sarlaa less that you are introducing Pooja?) Irritatedly!
D:" Raat hain! Baath hain!!!"
K: "NO!!!!!!" That gives wrong signals you know!
P:" Then what?"
D:" YES!!! YESYES!!!!Mar jaayiyaan!!!"
K:" Nai Diwaaji! It will remind him of vampires!"
P:" Aaya hun terey dar pey!"
K:" Hey My bheek mangi dikhthee hun kya?"( Do I look like a beggar?)
D:"Point is he must contact after that song!"
K: Then I know what to do!"
P:"What?"
K:"Give phone number with song!"
D:" are you mad? He knows your number!!!"
"Then what?" all three of them thought!
DIWAA suddenly jumped and said! YES!!!
P:" Pakka Yes?
D:" Pakka "