Sargam's IA 23/2


Sargam's Inexplicable Attraction
23/2
He never danced. People at college told him he had a lithe body and natural grace but he could not dance!
Hell why did he take that call! RJ DIWA... he owed him one for dedicating that song and making it easy for him with Khushi! Thats why he was here!

His phone rang I am coming...thoda alag sey dress mein.. Khushi sputtered and cut the call.

He smiled Khushi has started using the mobile given by him! Good sign!!
He looked around... he did not find her!

A lady in burqa came and opened the car door and sat besides him!
"Excuse me! You are in the wrong car!"
She looked at him her face was completely covered but for a small net in front from which she could see...

She did namasthey and waved her palm upturned indicating," I beg of you please drive!"

"Oh!" He understood... She is Khushi! Unbelievable! How can she? Oh my God no wonder Di was saying all that!

Arnav said" you can remove that now atleast?" very patiently!

She shook her head saying now clutching her throat gesturing how could she? she cannot! Arnav started and they headed towards The Touch!!!


Sargam's Inexplicable Attraction


Arnav opened the door and said" Khushi! Please you cannot go in that way please remove that!"

She nodded and put her leg out of the car And a brown beautifully toned sexy leg came out of the burqa!
Arnav liked the show but he immediately realised it was not Khushi!

The lady came out taking her burqa off and at the very moment... Khushi crashed into them in a burqa minus her veil and screamed... "Ramanchi!" ( Cheating!)

The lady removed her scarf and revealed sexy curls of hair dyed in gold and auburn!!!
"You left me and i had to drag Teeku to drop me!" Khushi wailed while Arnav was confused and said "then who is this?"

"Wait a min "Arnav said as recognition dawned on to him and she too looked at him smiling and both of them yelled and they clapped their palms in mid air yelling "ARNAV !!!!!!!
SARLAA!!!!"

"Koi mujhey bathaayega yeh Triangle kaun hai?"( will anyone tell me who this Traingle is?) Khushi's voice boomed!
Prateek stood at safe distance with his byke... just in case! Dad would kill him if anything happened to his byke!


"Hi Khushi... She is Sarla...wait I will explain!" Arnav said and turned to SARLA.
"Oh my god u look so hot!!!! "SARLAA squeeled!

Khushi looked at Arnav who said "you look gorgeous girl!"
Khushi closed her eyes!

"Tum yahaan?" Both of them said together and laughed!

"Magic slate... Magic slate" a guy selling magic slate on the pavement before the pub came and asked the only member who was free Khushi... " madam Magic slate!!! lelo naa? likhaa hua met thaa hai!"
( Ma'am !!! Please take this ! It erases What's written!!!)

Khushi wanted to kill him! but asked instead,"Kya kartha hai?"( what does it do?)
"Meth detha hai" ( it erases)

"Dekhiye" (see)
"Yeh... "he wrote I LOVE You and showed her how she can erase and write!

Khushi's blood boiled...she said "Iski zaroorath nahi hai... humaara mit gayaa..."
( Not required! Mine is erased!)

"Tho ...Bacchonke liye lelo Madam ji!" ( then take it for kids ma'am!) he said.

His words adde fuel to fire

"Kiskey unkey?" ( whose? their children) she asked looking at Arnav and teh Lady!

He looked at Arnav and SARLA who were still smiling and exchanging small talk and said "Hou! accha rahega! Aapkey bhaiyya aur Bhaabhi masth hai ji "he said..
( yeah it would be nice! Your brother nd sister in law look good!)

Khushi took Prateeks helmet and hit the fellow with it... he managed to escape and went yelling "bolna tha na nai chahiye bolkey! Maarrein kaiku?
( You could have told me you dont want! why hit me instead)

Arnav hissed," Khushi Whats that?"
"Thats a dry run next is your head" Saying that Prateek came took his helmet looked disgustingly at Arnav turned to Khushi and spit  at her THU!!!!! started his byke and went away.

"Sarlaa she is Khushi!"
"Khushi she is Sarla Kumari" my college buddy Arnav introduced...

"Hi" some one joined and they found a dark but handsome man a six footer walking to them!
Sarla went and hugged him and he gave her a peck saying "hi babes" and Sarla dragged him to Arnav and said "ASR meet David! David this is Arnav my college buddy!"

"Hey" both of them shook hands "...and this is...?"Sarla  paused and looked at khushi!
"This is Khushi my partner" Arnav introduced her!

If Khushi was overjoyed to get this news she never got to express it as David said," why don't we go in" and opened the door and let Sarla in!

Arnav turned to Khushi and asked her "Whats all thiS?"
"Haan? You left me on my own and You picked her instead and you are asking me? "Khsuhi demanded!

Arnav rolled his eyes and said" Khushi I did not now it was her!"

"Acchha tho kisee ko bhi aap lift dey they hain kya?" She spat at him!
( So you let any one hitch a ride with you?)

"Khushi... Ok please don't spoil the evening... Will you take off that Burqa "he asked!

Khushi removed her burqa and Arnav just stared at her as she was wearing a simple evening gown with a scooped up neck, which was till her ankles with a gathering just below her breasts,and which was in mauve and shimmered very slightly when she moved as it was woven with a silver thread in between! She had a high pony tail which gave hera very demure look!
It had julie hands(bells) and so it looked very simple as well as elegant!

"You look beautiful" Arnav said for which Khushi stepped on his toe and went in making him to yell!

They entered the place which was dimly lit! with music blaring and lights sparlking!!! Khushi knew she was out of place but she liked to dance and thats why she went with Prateek whenever she could and since it was safe with him and payal none said anything at home...
As they stepped in Diwa waved at Arnav and he joined his thumb and index finger and gesture to Arnav showing Khushi that she was GOOD!!!!

Khushi blushed and forgot her earlier anger and said "Arnav ji humey autograph dilwaayengey RJ DIWAA ka?"
( will you let me get an autograph of RJ DIWA?)
Arnav looked at her disgustedly but said" why not! Pehley baithein.."
( Lets sit first).

"Nai Baithney ke liye thodi na aaye hai! Lets dance!" Khushi said!
( No! We did not come here to sit! Lets dance!)

"Khushi I can't..."
Arnav's words were cut by Sarla who said

"... tumhey nai patha Khushi?" he cannot! He only danced with me ... Thats coz I used to improvise and dance with him and make it appear as if he did! We both won competitions... but tell you what he can dance if he wishes too... but he does not Sarla said" and both Arnav and Sarla roared with laughter!

Khushi got irritated!
Arnav said "sorry Khushi! You dance na? I don't mind!"

Khushi looked at him as if he just came from Pluto complete with in built antennae!
"Kiske sath darbaan ke sath?" ( with whom? with the door man?) She asked him!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... TODAY IS SPECIAL AS MY DEAR FRIEND ARNAV HAS FINALLY MADE IT TO THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE AND HAS REQUESTED ME TO PLAY THIS SONG FOR HIS SWEETHEART...TODAY IS INDI NIGHT SO ARNAV MY FRIEND THIS IS FOR YOUR BEAUTIFUL SENORITA...
WILL YOU ALL JOIN THEM ON THE DANCE FLOOR PLEASE? DJ Diwaa's voice echoed through the speakers...

Arnav was dumb struck and Khushi was too happy to notice that he became ice cold and red both with fear and anger! How dare this DIWAA fellow does this without asking!!!!

THEN THE SONG STARTED AND ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE !!!!!!!!

"Aayiye na Arnav ji! Hum sambhaal lengey! Sarlaa ji hi nai hum bhi sambhal sakhthey hain! Teeku ko bhi koi khaas naachna nahi aatha hai! Hum hi sambhalthey hain Aayiye!!!"
( Please come! I too can manage not just Sarla Ji! Teeku also does not know much about dancing I manage)

Arnav stood rooted to the ground jus like Freedu who refused to take his vaccination Khushi thought!!!!

"Ab gaana lagwaake aisa kaisey reh sakthey hain!!"
(How can you ask for a song to be played and keep standing?)

Khushi dragged him to the floor... song started picking momentum and words blared in the speakers...

SHAR LAA 




[Guys! I request click the link and read the update as the music plays!!!! As it would open in a different window and then you would get the feel of the song! Also listen to the song in good volume!!! Its worth it!!!-Anukat]

"Woh hai meri jaan -e jaana 
yaaron uska main deewana 
uski ek jhalak hai thouba dil chura legayi!
Nam Hai uska SHAR LAA... NAm hai uska SHAR LAA!
Naam hai uska SHAR LAA
SHARLAA SHAAR LAA LAA LAA LAA SHAR LAA ..."

( She is the love of my life
Friends I am crazy for her!!!!
Just one glimpse of her robbed me off my heart!
HER NAME IS SHAR LAA )
Two couples on the floor stopped dancing and stared at each other!In the following sequence sometimes simultaneously...
Arnav-Khushi
David-Sarlaa
Sarla-Arnav
Khushi-David
David-Arnav
Sarla-Khushi
ARNAV-Khushi-SARLAA
David-SARLA-Arnav
Woh Rang hai Woh noor hai
Usee ka dilpe suroor hai
nazar mein woh samaa gayi
merey khayaalon pein chaa gayi
( She is the colour... She is the Lusture
Right now she adds zing to my heart
She is etched on my heart
My thoughts are full of her)
Sarla extricated herself and walked slowly to Arnav and with tears in her eyes said... "You waited so long? I never knew oh GOD!!!! "she threw her hands round Arnav and sniffed!
Arnav was not understanding anything! Why Khushi stopped... why Sarlaa came... why David was looking at him as if he was pinching away his family silver...
Khushi and David stood by each other watching them!!!
The song was going on...
woh tho hoton sey kuch bhi kehthi nahi
baath aankhonsey karthi hai woh!
uski dhadkan mein my samaa ne lagaa
yeh bathaney sey darthi hain woh
( She does not say a word but her eyes talk
Its me who is embedded in her heart
she fears to say that aloud...)
IIWoh hain meri jaan...II
SARLAA SAID," I LOVE YOU ARNAV I ALWAYS DID!!!! GOD>>>> NOT JUST ME>>> Zina, geetha, thanu and even Mallika the fatso? remember she too! We hid each others shoes so that none goes out when you happened by... so that all get equal chance later!!! "She sniffed...
Then came the song again...
Naam hai uska SHAR LAA SHARLAA LAA LAA LAA LAA...
( Her name is Shar Laa)
Arnav closed his eyes! GOOD GOD !!!! HE looked at DIWAA who was with his head phones on showed him a thumbs up signal!!! Arnav never felt like breaking someone's nose... but the day was an exception! OH GOD OF ALL THe SONGS!!!!! OH MY GOD>>>>>
Arnav tried to extricate himself and then David asked Khushi to dance and she moved with him gracefully and David danced fab!!! And Khushi was no less...

SARLAA dragged him and started dancing the music was about to end when a flip led to a partner swap and Khushi landed in Arnav's arms and the song went...

He held Khushi tight so that she wont move away and said "Khushi... "when the words of the song blared again...
Thodi paagal hai thodi nadaan hai woh
Thodi bholi diwaani lagey
usey dekhey jo dekhthaa hi rahey...
woh tho itni suhaani lagey
( She is a little cranky, she is a little naive
She is a little simple, and a lot crazy
Whoever sees her would just keep looking at her
Thats how pleasant she looks)
II Woh hain meri...II
SHARLAA SHARLAAA SHARLAAA
ChodiyeCHODIYE... Khusi was so angry she just pushed Arnav and ran out of the floor!
"KHUSHI KHUSHI" Arnnav followed her...
"ARNAV ARNAV!!!" Sarlaa followed Arnav
"SARLA SARLA!!!" David followed Sarla...
SHAAR LAAA SHAAR LAAA!!!!! till next update...

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