SARGAM'S INEXPLICABLE ATTRACTION


The movie started! The song was being played showing the animals!

"Anna idi janthu prapancham lekka undey!"( Bro This is like the animal Planet!) Narsing said to Mallesh who was looking at the back row where Anjali was seated!

"Anna! Naku kanipisthaledey sarigga inka nenu na ilaaka lo em chesthaa!"( Hey what will I do in my territory? I can't see suddenly) Babu started crying loudly and Koti closed his mouth and said "Arey kalla jodu pettuko kanipisthadi!"
( keep your glasses on you will be able to see)

Anjali tried to take a better look at her brother! He was safe atleast in the crowd! Mami looked at the two guys who sat besides her and were looking at some row in the front!
"Girl friend hai kya?" ( Your girl friend anywhere there?)She asked in a whisper!
"Nahi! Meri girl friend ka boy friend hain"( Nope! My girl friend's boyfriend is there) Prateek answered and Mami exclaimed "Haain?( What?)"
The baldy looked at Khushi and Khushi looked at Arnav who was looking at her!

"Arnav ji hum aaj bahut khush hain" ( i am very happy today!) she said.

"Me too Khushi! Atlast we are watching a movie he said! Haan dekhiye naa janwar kitney sunder hain she said and froze as Pi' and his brother went to feed the Tiger! She caught Arnav's arm saying "yeh horror movie hain? Humey pathaa nahi tha muaff keejiye!"
( See how beautiful teh animal world is?...is this a horror movie! Sorry I didn't know when I suggested this)
Arnav only enjoyed her clinging to him and said," Relax I don't think so!" and he asked just to divert her," Khushi? Tum... tum... do you trust me?"
"Yeh kaisa sawal hain Arnav ji agar trust nahi karti tho aapkey sath jhoot bolke cinema dekhney aathi?"
( Whats this now? Had I not trusted you would I have come to the movies with you that too telling a lie to my parents) 

Khushi asked! Arnav touched her cheek and said," Do you love me?

"Haan! Kahaan tho tha?" ( I told you so! Didn't I?) Khushi said a little loud!
"Say it again" Arnav whispered almost in her ears and Khsuhi blushed!

"Khushi I am waiting" Arnav prompeted her!
"The sky is blue" came the reply.
"What?" Arnav was puzzled and then realised it was a male voice
Khushi turned to the baldy and said "Ji? Aap ... kya keh rahe hain?"
( What are you saying sir?)

"The sky is blue" he repeated!
"Tho?" (So?) Arnav got irritated!

"Accha!" Khushi got an idea! This man must be one of those from those cosmetic or jewellery companies that randomly picked people in Malls and cinema halls to ask a tricky question and give them a gift!

"Havent you read the manual?" The man asked irritatedly!
"Kya catalogue?" Khuhsi was sure now! It could be jewellery store !!!

"Khushi" Arnav was irritated that she was talking to a stranger while he was asking her something important!
Khushi turned saw that the tiger grabbed on the lamb and hugged Arnav as she could not see it!

"Anjali bitiya woh dekho shyaam ka nasthey ka time ho gaya!" Maami mused horrified at Khushi's bent head on Arnav's shoulder!
( See its time for her supper)

SARGAM'S INEXPLICABLE ATTRACTION

"EI ikkad nunchi Sighting baaley"( The view from here is bad) Mallesh grew irritated his neck was paining as he had to turn and see Anjali!
"Undanna nen intezaam chestha!" ( Wait bro I shall arrange for it) Narsing got up and went to the top row where Anjali and Mami was sitting and asked the blackies to go down and give them those seats!

They refused point blank and when Narsing shouted at them one of them asked "How many seats?" 

Narsing thought two were enough for Mallesh and himself! The rest can sit down so he said "Two!" 

The Blackie said "Then ask those two! We are a group of four! So all of us want to sit together!"

Narsing scratched his head and stepped towards Prateek and Diwaa when the place was pierced by a blood curdling howl! 

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"Are you all right?" Arnav said holding her face in his palm and loving every moment of it!
Khushi blushed and put her head on his shoulder hugging his arm!

"Scorpio finish the code" The baldy said!
"Arnavji yeh taklu humey tang kar rahaa hain!"( This baldy is troubling me) Khushi complained!
"How dare he" Arnav made to grab him but Khushi said, " But I feel he is here to distribute freebees!"
"What? Unbelievable man!" Arnav almost yelled at her!

"Ek minute just lets shift places" Arnav shifted to Khushi's and Khushi to Arnavs! Lemme see how he will trouble you now Arnav said against a protesting Khushi who thought Arnav was denying her a chance to win a diamond pendant or  a pearl set!!

The Blackies beside the Mallesh gang on the other side saw the bunch of red roses shifting so one of them got up and came to the old man next to Khushi and said "Chichha I need to go get my girl friend who will be reaching anytime so can you go and sit in my place this is towards the Isle and I can get up easily."
"Laa houl..." The old man grumbled but moved towards the top row!
The blackie sat besides Khushi! When there was a big howl from the top row! Every body turned to see and Prateek DIWAA Mami and Anjali tried to hide their faces from Khushi and Arnav by trying various postures!
Maami put her hand bag to her face! Anjali turned sideways! Prateek held the rose bunch infront of his eyes and DIWAA bent down as if  he dropped something and was trying to find it!

The two blackies on their side also turned to each other as if conversing!

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Narsing stepped on one of the Blackie's foot and he was writhing in pain!
"Arey Aada daani lekka emanna arusthunnav!" ( why are you screeching like a woman) Narsing made fun of the red faced Blackie!

He went and stood before Prateek who was so engrossed in movie that he told DIWAA," Yaar the screen is gone!"

"What?" DIWAA asked!

"I can only see coloured stripes can you?" Prateek asked!


DIWAA punched him on his arm and said," There is a man standing right infront of you idiot and you are watching the stripes on his tee shirt that is stretched on an over sized belly!"

Narsing simply said "Get up and go and sit in front!"
"Why? These are our seats" Prateek showed his and Narsing immediately took them putting his into their hands and said now they are ours! 
Now get up and get going! Then he blew a whistle and Mallesh heard the signal and went and sat with Anjali and Mami while DIWAA and Prateek grumbled and sat next to the Blackies but could not so much coz of Mallesh Goud!


"Good movie but lots of disturbance!" Prateek said holding the rose bunch to the Blackie besides him who was staring at him!
"Sky is blue" Blackie said!
Prateek ground his teeth! "Iski tho!" DIWAA caught his wrist and said," Common enjoy the movie! Leave it yaar!"


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B1 was irritated! 
"Where is the mission and what about Scorpio he asked B2!"
"I dunno whats all this confusion! " B2 also was perturbed!

"We need to trace it!" B1 said determinedly!
"Yeah! Lets do it!" B2 said.

"How?" B1 asked.
"Well..." B2 looked at the front row and he saw Koti and Babu sitting there! 


"Come with me! He took B1 with him and said," We are from the multiplex maintenance these two seats are not up to the mark. We are here to inspect and so please take those two he showed them theirs and gave them the tickets!"


"Hum logaan yaheeinch baaiththey!" ( We want to sit here only!) Babu said!
"Sure! Do sit! The chairs have pins that are spoilt which will cause serious injuries to spine which will have many effects!" B1 said smugly!

"What?" Koti was confused.
"Are you married?" B2 asked!


"Inka ley anna" ( no bro! Not yet) Koti said suddenly blushing!
B1 and B2 looked at each other and patted Koti on his arm! 

"Its ok! next birth you can!" they said!

"Em?" ( Why?[why not in this birth?)Babu was petrified!

"I told you chair... pins... spine..." B2 was still talking when he saw the seats empty and Koti and Babu settling in those vacated by them! 
B1 Turned and froze looking at the man sitting besides him! It was the same fellow who was a mad cap who made them run around for checking the manual! B1 was sitting besides Prateek Murthy and DIWAA!

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"Arnavji! Yeh aadmi humey Ghoor raha hain!" ( this man is staring at me)Khushi said very quietly!
Arnav simply said," Khushi! You are very pretty you know that? Just ignore him and I am there na? don't worry!... and answer me... where do you want to go for dinner after this?"

One Balckie... one baldie and three other Blackies besies the baldie and B1 and B2 in the row above with Prateek and DIWAA moved forward in their seats to catch what Khushi answered!

My apologies as I could not update this hilarious series! But now I a backon it and although Short, , I shall update regularly here after-GoldenHaze
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