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Arnav just could not believe it that Anjali could do such a thing! He just got up, gave a killer stare to Aman and walked out!
And as he walked out, he brushed his shoulder with Chinnu! Mallesh Goud's aide who was coming to Batteesi Baba for some help for his brother-in-law who seemed to have a squint eye!
As he saw Anjali! He immediately called Mallesh
" Anna Vadinamma undey ikkada!( Bro! Bhabhi is here !)
Mallesh:"Ekkadra?" where?
Ch:"Baba daggara!" ( With Baba)
Mallesh:"Nuvvaadney vundu thambi ne urkuthunna!" ( You be there! I am there in a jiffy!" Mallesh said and cut the call!
Anjali and Mami were embarrased as Arnav walked out on the Baba!
"Kuch bhi karke peecha chudaaiye!" ( do anything but let my brother be freed! Anjali was pleading with Baba!
Mami slowly asked," Ee ka kuccho bhi solutionwa nahi hain ka?"( There isn't any solution for this?)
Baba took a deep breath and said "EEE!"
"I do not usually deal with such small problems! But since its AR Group that gives us huge donations, I shall look into it! I need certain things! He gave them a list! And he said for doing all this i need her hair! And a few rudimentary facts to confirm that she is a churail!"
"Vamprail bolo Babaji" Mami corrected him!
Anjali winked at her to lower her voice and said," Ok! What are the things that we need to know?"
Chinnu was almost near the Baba now...
Baba:"1. Whether she sucks blood... and whether she eats and drinks normally!
Anjali and Mami looked at each other in fear!
2. Whether she has compelled your brother... you know these kind of er... forces use Vasheekaran to keep people under control either by using their power or their er... body...I mean beauty... "
"Chi chi chi!!!" Mami said aloud and everyone in the hall looked at them as now the hall was in silence!
Chinnu moved close now saying "Namasthe!EEE"
Baba acknowledged him and said "today itself let me know!" to Anjali.
Mami and Anjali said, "ok"and as they got up Mami said "Anjali bitiya kaisey yeh sab patha chalega?"( How will we know all this?)
Anji:"We shall do something Mami!"
M:"How? Tell me Pleej!"
Anji:"We will go to the movie Mami where did you say they were going?"
Mami told her the theatre and the time and Anjali asked Aman to arrange for two tickets for the same!
Chinnu who was listening picked his mobile!
Anjali walked to Arnav and said,"Sorry Chotey humey lagaa... "( Sorry I thought...)
A:"What rubbish di! How can you even think of me like that?
M:"Vasheekaran Arnav Bitua..." and before Mami started Anjali shut her up saying," Chodiyena Mami! Ayinda sey aisa nahi hoga Chotey! Lets go!" ( It won't happen again).
"Di you guys go! I have a meeting and then I am busy!" Arnav had already asked for another car and It was waiting for him! He left!
As his car drove out of the gates of Gyan Dham, A big Scorpio preceeded by four cars and followed by three autos and a DCM van stopped in the parking! Anjali and mami were still discussing their plan!
Mallesh goud got out and Chinnu did not recognise him! He was in three piece ill fitting suit!
Mallesh:"Ei Chinnu!"
Ch:"Eh evvar raa by?( Who is it?) He asked!
"The one in right or left?" His BIL asked.
"Okkade unnadugadha baava?"he asked!( There is only one no Jijaji?)
"O gatlana?"( Oh Is that so?) BIL corrected his glasses by putting a different lense and said"au" Okkade( yeah!Only one)
"Aei Kanlu kanapaddam ledura Badmaash! vadinamma edi raa?" ( Are you blind that you can't recognise me? Where is your bhabi? Mallesh asked!
Anna!!! Nuvva!!!! Kaal moktha! Nuvvu Masthunnavey!( Bro! You???? Oh God! I am sorry! You look Awesome!)
Mallesh beamed and said, "Manchiggoduthunnana?"( Am I looking good?)
Mallesh:"Edira? "(Where is she?)
Ch:"Shhh!!!! Aaada undi!" ( There she is!)
"Valla amma tho vacchindi Anna"( she came with her mom!)
"Laggam pettincheddama?" Chinnu teased Mallesh!
(Shall we fix a date today now that we are here?"
Mallesh:"Aei OOko! Atthama entra atlundi?"( Enough! But Why is my MIL Like that?)
Ch:"Masthundanna Atthamma!" ( She is awesome!)
Mallesh beamed! and said," Baba daggara pelli patrika rayinchukovali ra!" ( we should Baba to fix the wedding!"
Ch:"Kani anna aa pora gadu vacchindu malla!"( But that chap is again seen with her!)
Mallesh:"evadra?" ( Who?)
Ch:"Khushi amma valla baava!" ( Khushi's fiance)
Mallesh:"Vadinamma tho na? Yadikelli ra?" ( With your Bhabi[Anjali]? How come?)
Ch:"Emo Anna Telvadi!" ( Dunno Bro)
Mallesh:"Mari em choosthunnav ra? "( Then what did you see?)
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K:"What should I wear oh god?"
Khushi was yelling and suddenly turned and saw that Prateek was snoring away lying on heaps of clothes!
She kicked him on his shins that were hanging down... yelling," Le... NEE#$%^"( Get up you...$%^&)
"Ah!!! Ah!!!What happened? Lets go!"he caught her hand and made to run!
Khushi snapped her fingers before his eyes and said," hello Brother! Where are you? I asked you to help me find a dress to wear for the film!"
"Oh!" Prateek rubbed his face with his right hand and said," past three hours you have been searching for one and asking me? You could not find one single dress?"
K:"Ledu raa!" ( Nope)
P:"Em?" ( why?)
K:"Arnav's taste is classy!"
P:"Thokkalo taste!" ( It stinks)
K:"Oye!"
P:"C'mmon Khushi Life of PI ki em vesukuntey entey?" ( For watching Life of Pi do you seriously think it matters what you wear?)
K:"What do you mean?"
P:"Ok Ok! He picked one cheetah print leotards and a zebra stripe long top and said wear this?"
K:"What?THIS? I am not going to the Zoo"
P:"Wear this it suits the movie!" chuckling.
K:"Teeku I will kill you!"
P:"Oh c'mmon Khushi Andherey mein kya dikhey ga yaar!( It will all be dark!) You guys are not going for dinner na? Only movie!"
K:"Still! How can you?" Khushi sobbed!
Prateek thawed and said keeping his right palm on her head and said," Grow up behna! Picture dekhney ke liye nahi jaathey hain!( People don't go to see a movie!)"
K:"Tho? Khushi"
P:"Ehem... bus jaathey hain"( hey go thats it) he made a face.
K:"Kya matlab?" ( What do you mean?)
P:"You seriously think he wants to watch Life of Pi?"
K:"No!"
P:"Good!!! Smart girl!"
K:"I know he wants to make me feel good and be with me" Mooning over!
P:"Kaddu! We boys take girls to movies for a purpose!"
K:"Haaw! What purpose?"
P:"I Can't tell you!"
K:'You mean to say you are breaking our promise which was made when we were in third grade?Not to keep any secrets from each other"
P:"Yes!No!Oh! What do I tell you!"
K:"You took Smitha, Rano, Geetha to movies!That too without me! So?"
P:"So?"
K:"So?" squaring her shoulders and raising her eyebrows!
P:"So?" discocerted!
K:"Bol! Kya kiya tha tab!"( what did you do?)
P:"Ohho what do I say!"
K:"OK!!!You tell me what I should do"
P:"Thats what i am trying to tell you! You don't need to! Arnav will do everything!" Prateek said smugly!
K:"What?"
P:"Yeah! What you wear is up to you!"
K:"What...DO...YOU...MEAN...?"
P:"Unless you want to do something... "and started to run round the bed as Khushi started hitting him with the towel in her hands as it finally dawned on to her what he was trying to say!
P:"Stop! Time pass!" He showed his palms and said,"Ok! Lets do one thing!"
K:"What?"
P:" Wait!"He opened his lap top which was lying on Khushi's side table and logged on to a website...
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Ch:'Anna Vadinamma signma ki velthundey?"( Bhabhi is going to a movie)
Mallesh:"Ye signma raa?" ( which one)
Ch:"Telvadi!" ( dunno)
he got a punch on his nose!
Mallesh:"Telvaali gadaa?" ( You must know is it not?)
Ch:'Au!'
Mallesh:"Mari Telsuko!" ( Then know it now)
"Manam bee podham!" ( we too shall go)
Chinnu rushed to Aman who was booking tickets for Arnav and Khushi and then Anjali and Mami! He heard the venue and time but not the name of the cinema!
Ch:" Sir maaku gitla tickets cheyipisthara?" ( will you book tickets for us too?)
Aman:"What are you saying?"
Ch:"Oh! hindi problem? Humku bhi Ticketaan karwaathein?"
Aman:"What rubbish!"
Chinnu used all his brains and said," mujhey english problem! Aapku ticketaan book karthey dekhaa! Humaarey Jijja ko waheech signma jaana ji! Pyr padthu baaawa karaathey?"
(I saw you booking tickets for the movie that my BIL wants to go to! I beg of you can you book tickets?)
Aman:"Kya hain yeh sab?" ( whats all this?)
Ch:"Pichkar ka nam bolo bus my try karthun!" ( tell me the name of the movie! I will try!)
Aman just stared at him! He looked like a thug! But he was creating a scene and Anjali was still distributing food to the ashram inmates! still time to go! So he thought the better of it and said "Life of Pi!"
Ch:"Kya? Kya life?" ( What life?)
Aman :"LIFE OF PI!!! Ab BYE!"
Aman helped Anjali into the car and they rode off!
Chinnu ran to Mallesh who already instructed one auto to follow Anjali and Mami!
Mallesh:"Em Pitchkar ra?" ( what movie?)
Ch:"Endo Anna Life anta!" ( Some life it seems!)
Mallesh:"Lifa? Em life ra! Arrraaai! Manchiga cheppavaithiva nee life end!" He enacted the end of Chinnu!
( what life? If you don't explain, its your life thats gonna end!)
Chinnu shook in his chappals and turned to his Jijaji!
"Emanta Bava? Nuvvu gitla chadvinavi gandaa?"
( what say BIL! You are educated no?)
"Seventh fail" Jija said looking at one of the auto fellows!
Chinnu turned Jiju to face him and said," Signma peru Baava?" ( Name of the movie)
"Oh Gadaa!!! Yaad marcha!"( Oh That! I forgot!)Jiju said amugly and his cheek was blasted with a slap from Mallesh.
MAllesh:""Mazaaklaaduthunnarra c$%^&*Gaallu!" ( Are you joking around with me you @#$%%^)
"Ippud seppundri!" ( Tell me now)
Jija:""Pi Life anna!" ( Pi Life bro) looking at chinnu who had to turn him in the right direction after he changed his lense.
Mallesh:"Pi aa?" (Pi?)
"Ante?" ( Meaning?)
Ch:"Endo anna Telvadu!"( Dunno Bro!)
Chinnu hit upon an idea...
"Anna Etlanna aadiki boyi vadinamma thone kada choosedi? em pichkar ayithey entey?
( Bro Anyway we are going to watch with bhabhi! How does it matter what picture it is!)
"au anna " ( yeah bro!)Narsing another aide also supported!
Mallesh:"Mari podaam pattundri!" Lets go then)
Ch:"Anna ippudu kaadey! First showki! Inka English pichkar ki Jeans paintla bovaali!"
( Not know in the evening! And you need to wear Jeans to watch an english movie!)
Mallesh:"Manaku asar avuthunda?" ( will it suit me?)
Narsing:"Avuthundanna!" ( Ofcourse)
Mallesh sat in the scorpio and said," aei GVK mall bodam Pattundri!( Lets go to GVK Mall)
Chinnu and Jiju hopped in!
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K:'Whats that?"
P:"Tips about making people fall for you!"
K:" People already fell! I just need to balance them"
Prateek bent and looked under the table around her on the ground and said," where? None! You said people fell!"
Khushi gave him a killer stare and asked,"You visit this site?"
P:"No I don't its a friends so thought might find it useful!"
He opened it!
It had pics of crazily dressed youngsters and very succint statements like show them their$%^& etc all over!
Prateek pressed a tab REGISTER
Name:" Khushi Kumari Guptha!"
K:' Excuse me! Are you going to announce my name to the world, Give a phony name ok?
P:" What it should be?"
K:" Simple KKG"
P:"WOW! done"
Then they filled Age gender preferences and it took another half hour!
Now you are ready for online chat! The ,essage flashed on the screen.
Khushi and Prateek hit their right hands in air victoriously!
The online help started the chat!
"Hi My name is Fred ( Phony) What kind of date you are going on?"
Khushi pulled Prateek off the seat and sat and typed "A MOVIE DATE"
F:"where to"
K:" temple"
F:" You are being directed to matrimonial section"
K:" No No! Film na? so theatre! looking at Prateek who had a 'serve you right' expression on his face!
F:" Ok! evening?"
K:"Yes!"
F:" Ask me what tips you want!"
Khushi looked at prateek!
P:"Are you going or Am I?"
K:"Ok! What should I wear?"
F:"What's your BF's Favourite colour?"
K:'Huh?"
P:"HMMM????"
K:"Teeku mujhey nai patha!"
P:"Patha nai!!!" he made a face and got a punch as a reward!
K:"Please Ra?"
P:" what should I do?Call him and ask!"
K:" What if he shouts at me?"
P:" Wear a helmet! Waisey khushi I see you in one in future as your Arnav shouts a lot yaar!"
K:" Teeeku!!!!"
P:" Call him and stop this!"
Khushi dialled Arnav's number!
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K:"Teeku?"
P:"Yes!"
K:" Yaar need some advice."
P:"Welcome to Prateek Murthy Consultation Services!
Hindi ke liye 1 dabayein
For English, press 2
Telugu lo matlaadadaaniki 3 nokkandi.
K:" This is not funny! I have a problem!"
P:' Financial problem press 1
Love problem press 2
Emotional problem press 3
No problem then go to route Menu you will be told how to create one"
K:" TEEEEEKKKU!!!!!!!!!!"
P:" Ok OK! What happened now?"
K:" Arnav wants to go to a movie with me"
P:" Ok! pause! Understood... I will drop you! Wait outside and in fifteen minutes something or the other will go wrong... you will come out! I will drop you back and try to analyze and help you and get bad mouthed by Arnav! Naakardhamai poyindi!( Telugu) ( I understood perfectly).
K:" Please ra! Em picture ki vellali?" ( Telugu) ( Which movie should I suggest?)
P:" Lemme think! UMMMMM!!! Gabbarsingh! Suits your Arnav!
K:" Only English"
P:" Then what will you watch?"
K:" Vollu elaa undi?"( telugu)( How dare you)
P:" You don't watch much na! Sorry"
K:" Tell me a good movie"
P:" Ok! Hanuman and Ganesha-11"
K:" Grrrrrr"
P:" Thought you will not have problem as you already know the story!"
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Anji:"Mami chotey called. He is coming and Amanji has taken an appointment with Batteesi baba! He gives open appointments to those who sponsor his poor feeding programme! So I asked Aman to do the needful!"
Mami::" Hello hai bye bye! Arnav bitua ko kaisan samjhaayein?"( How to pacify Arnav).
Anji:" My kuch karthi hun! Idea! Bathathee hun ki corporate stress management ke liye unka session lagwaaya jaaye!"(I will do something! Ok how about asking him to check the baba out for a corporate stress management session)
Mamiji: "Yeh simpliya diya thumney problem ko!"( You have simplified the problem)
As they were talking Arnav walked in!
"Chotey meri ek friend hain! She suggested we invite Batteesi Baba for a session on employee stress counselling at AR! Anjali said as soon as he settled with them with his tea!"
"Batteesi What? Whats wrong with you Di? And my employees are stress free!"Arnav barked at them making Manorama flinch!
"Naahi babua! Eeko sunneka padi bahuth accha baath karbey hain!" ( You must listen to him! He speaks very well!) Mami said.
Anji:"Chotey I want to go will you take me?"
Arnav just stared at his DI! Whats Wrong with her?
A:"Di Jijaji? Are you both Ok? Did he call from Australia?"
Anji:"Haan Haan Chotey! Just want you to go once!"
A:"ME? Are you crazy?"
M:"Anjali bitiya craziya gayi hain! Per Chinta tho kareka padi na?"
( Yeah she has gone crazy,,, But its a matter to be worried about).
A:"Kyun Mami?"
M:"Kasey ki Tumhara phaan phollowing itna Khatarnak haina?"
( Coz your fan following is so very dangerous).
A:"What?"
Anjali warned Mami with her eyes and said, "Nahi I mean so many people are after you, I feel kahin Nazar na lag jaye"
( someone might cast an evil eye on you).
A:"Di You know I don't believe in all this!"
M:"Hum bhi nahi Uper se ye deshi churail and importiya ke videshi vampirwa ka cross breed tho bilkul nai!
Arnav did not understand! H elooked at his Di who said... Chotey Please once! Only for once will you come with me?
OK Di! But Its for you not for me!
Thank you chotey just change in to Kurtha pyjama and come.
Noway Di! If you want me to come I am going to come as I am! Not dressed like a clown!
Anjali bitiya... yeh sab chodo! Chalo! Hum Makeuppiya key aathey hain! Manorama went to fetch her bag!
After ten minutes all three of them were on the way to the Ashram of Batteesi Baba called Gyaan Dhaam!!
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P:" G.I.Joe; Retaliation"
K:" chi!"
P:" Jack the giant Slayer"
K:" Ammo!NO"
P:"Journey 2 The mysterious Island"
K:" Don't need any more mystery in life!"
P:"The Call"
K:" Haaaw!"
P:" Thu bol"
K:" YES! I got it!!!! Life of Pi"
P:"WHY?"
K:" You don't understand there is no ... eh... er..."
P:" Oh! Lovely there is no Er and Eh in it! Got it"
K:"What?"
P:" That there are no intimate scenes to embarass you!"
K:" You are my true brother you know that?"
P:" Arnav knows it more than you and me!"
K:"Yeah! Thanks will let you know" sighs! and hangs up and calls Arnav!
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A:" Yeah! Which movie?"
K:" Life of Pi"
A:" What?"
K:" Ji haan!"
A:" Are you sure?"
K:" Ofcourse"
A:" Khushi its a 3D movie!"
K:" Bahuth Acchha!:" Making a mental note to ask Prateek about it!
A:" ok! 7.45 pm...Imax Khairatabad!"
K:" Theek hain!bye!
A:"bye"
Anjali winked at Mami who winked back meaning- noted the time and venue!
M:"Matinee mein kaay nahi jaavath ho?"
( Why cant you go in the afternoon?)
A:"Office chodke movie jaawunga mami?" Arnav shut her up!
( will I bunk office and go to a movie? How could you?)
M:"Din mein safety hogi babua!"
( It will be safe during the day time).
A:"Raath mein bhi mujhey koi kuch nahi karsaktha mami!"
( None can threaten my safety even at night!)
M:"Anjali bitiya isey thoda accha khila pilaa key bhejo... kah sey ki kal weakya gayaa tho?
( Anjali feed him proprly! What if he becomes weak tomorrow?).
Anjali looked petrified at what Mami implied!
Anji:"Chotey..."
A:"Whats wrong with you Di? Ab you all going to tell me when to go to a movie too! I want to go back!"
"Nai!!"both the ladies shut themselves up as they wanted him to go to the baba!
All three got down at Gyan Dham and Aman was already waiting there with their entry passes! They went directly in! They walked into a huge hall and a volunteer said "EEEEEE" as a greeting! Aman Said "EEEEE"
Arnav and Anjali stared while Mami asked" ka kartha hain!" ( What is he doing?)
Aman immediately hushed her and said "Its a greeting ma'am!"
M:"Greeting? Yeh kaisa greetingwa hain?"
( Whats this greeting?)
A:" Di whats all this?"
An elderly devotee walked by saw their confusion and said," Simple son! E! Batteesi Baba's power house! EEEE"
E stands for...
Eternity of the soul
Evolution and
Eeshwar!The Almighty!
E makes you open your mouth in a way, that forces a smile on your lips...endearing you to every one... showing your 32 teeth to the world baring your soul to one and all...
The thirty suthras of Batteesi baba... here read this", he handed him a pocket hand book which was titled
32 Suthas of Batteesi Baba
Eternal( Be)( Soul, body and Mind)
Evolve( Life, spirituality and attitude)
Etherial( Concentrate On)( Self, society community and the world and Universe)
Enliven( Atma, Jeeva )
Energise( Environment and entity)
Envisage( development and growth
Envision( Future)
Enthrall( One and all)
Arnav felt Dizzy and stopped reading!
M:" Lagtha hain us Churail ka effect jaa raha hain!
( seems like that Vamp's effect is getting diluted already)
Anji: I think so maami! Chotey you Ok?"
A:" Ya Di"
The elderly man went on! We are in E Yuga according to Batteesi Babaji! Electronic! E mail E marketing E seva E ....
"EE ko bandh Karo Aman! Mami yelled!"
( Please stop this chap!)
Aman asked him where is Babaji! He checked his watch and said its time for Pravachan he will be in the conference hall!
Conference hall? What the @#$% Arnav swore and was heard by the Baba himself who was just walking towards the hall! After introduction he looked at Arnav with much love and said," What can I do My Son EEEEE!"
Anji:"Babaji Please help my brother!"
B:" Chaliye lets go insde and ushered them in and said," Kya hua?"
Anji: He has er... an influence!"
A:" What the!"
B:"EEEEE!!!! He is divine! Your brother is giving the lnowledge of the universe... how can he be under any influence! The universe will be under his influence!"
Anji:" How can you say that?"
B: What did he just say?"
A:" What the!!!!"
B:" exactly! He turne dto a 2000 odd corporate executives sitting in the hall on the floor in Padmasana and said," Today's divine Topic is WHAT THE!!!!
They all said EEEE In acknowledgement!
Aman:" Sir this organisation shall be very supportive for our new range of oral care products!
A:" What the $%^&"
B:" Yes What the My dear son! What the!"
What The is the magical manthra that is used universally and in a myriad ways... to express... suppress...impress and compress human interactions, egos and emotions!!!!
Let us assume it at the very basic level...
It has two and sometimes three parts!
What? The eternal question... on which the universe tands! Kim?( sanskrit) What!EEEEEE!!!!
Second part is THE!
The means only!
The one and only the supreme the magnificiant and ultimate! The Almighty!EEEEEE!!!!
Third part is optional
Used as and when required to express oneself I....EEEEE!!!!
Aman: He was cricket commentator before this sir!
A:" I know!"
B:"What( Eternal) The ( Supreme)... The god EEEEE!!!!
Now ladies and gentleman...
As a part of speech...
What the ( When used as a phrase on its own) as a NOUN
-denotes a condition where the situation and outcome are beyond one's control or imagination...
WHAT THE as an Adjective-When you use it before any noun to express..
A world of the inner self.... such as...
Annoyance... What the HELL...
Anger...What the SHIT
Rage...What the F%^&
Enquiry... What the CRAP is happening?
Disgust... simply....WHAT THE!
Surprise... What the... great gun? which means how in the whole world is this happening!
As an explicative... What the F%$# or C&*%
Courage or valour...What the Heck
Love...What the Holy hell/ man are you doing to me?
IGNORANCE What (in) the world is happening?
Apart from teh above its also used to express the following:
Trouble ...
fraud...
aggression...
Defiance...
displeasure...
displeasure...
difficulty...
incompetence...
suspicion...What the thing about?
enjoyment... What the deal Yaar!
hostility...What teh hell do you think of me?
greeting... What The
apathy
innovation
anxiety
As a question... What the Hell is happening!
As a reply... What the bloody hell!
Simple statement: WHAT THE
Sympathy... What the! i told you we are all there!
This Manthra also believes in Prana yama W_H_A_T Baba breathed in and saying T_H_E let out his breathe!
Question the world( WHAT) to gain the Supreme paramathma( THE) in!
Every morning... just when u get up repeat eleven times
WHAT THE... You will have these seven divine effects:
Lungs get purified
Frustration goes out before the beginning of the day so you will have a good day!
Anger Management as instead of any harmful words you use the divine phrase
Repeated usage wards off enemies and strangers.
Continuous chanting brings blood pressure down.
Heart diseases are a rarity for those who chant this mantra.
Metabolism improves as death of hunger due to anger and resentment is gone and u eat healthy!
Now lets practice EEEE!!!!
Everyone started along with Baba and chanted
WHAT THE WHAT THE WHAT THE WHAT THE WHAT THE WHAT THE
Arnav gave a killer stare to Anjali who hid behind Mamai who already closed her eyes in fear!
WHAT THE... You will have these seven divine effects:
Lungs get purified
Frustration goes out before the beginning of the day so you will have a good day!
Anger Management as instead of any harmful words you use the divine phrase
Repeated usage wards off enemies and strangers.
Continuous chanting brings blood pressure down.
Heart diseases are a rarity for those who chant this mantra.
Metabolism improves as death of hunger due to anger and resentment is gone and u eat healthy!
Now lets practice EEEE!!!!
Everyone started along with Baba and chanted
WHAT THE WHAT THE WHAT THE WHAT THE WHAT THE WHAT THE
Arnav gave a killer stare to Anjali who hid behind Mamai who already closed her eyes in fear!
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"I LOVE YOU Arnavji! Humey muaff Kardeejiye!"( Please forgive me)
Khushi's voice boomed through the car speakers!
Arnav applied sudden break and the car halted with a screeching sound! She said on air for him?He felt very humble.
He called Khushi!
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The phone Rang!
"Yes!!! Yes yes!!!!"
Teeku and Khushi were clapping hands in air when Diwaa grabbed the call.
A" Khushi"
D:" Yaar Arnav Sorry yaar! I didn't know Sarlaa was your ex! I ...
A:" DIWAA? And Sarlaa is not my Ex!!! For god sake!"
D:" Ok sir! Ok But I am sorry! I never meant to..."
A:" Khushi hai?"
D:" Yeah buddy did you forgive me?"
Arnav was angry... he wanted to talk to Khushi he said," Yeah give the phone to Khushi!"
A:"Quick!"
Diwaa turned and said "Khushi he wants to talk to you!"
A:" Khushi"
P:" Arnav! I am so sorry! Really man!
A:" Cheeku... Khushi! I want to speak to Khushi!"
P:" Teeku! My name is Teeku and Did you forgive me?"
A:" Yeah! Now I want her on the phone!NOW"
Prateek looked at Khushi and said "He wants to talk to you!" He gave her the phone!
Khushi ran out of the studio for privacy and in haste bumped into a table... and tripped and the chair attached to the table flipped and fell on the foot of the admin worker there, who howled in pain and fell on the dust bin spilling its contents rolling on which two others fell across the commuting door howling in pain!
The door opened and a big burly man tripped on them all three howled and fell on the pot holding plant which was besides the door and spilled mud everywhere on the smooth floor! He tried to get up, slipped on the mud and fell on the photo copier pressing a button inadvertantly that released a tray that hit him in the solar plexus.
He stepped on to the hands of the other two who were getting up and they howled and he looked back and lifted and put his foot on the other side but on the paper holder and the needle pierced through his foot! He howled They howled Khushi shreiked....
DIWAA and Prateek came running out! "OH GOD!" DIWAA groaned! "Khushi he is our station Director and an ex-service man! What have you done!"
"I will set it right DIWAA JI!" Khushi went to him and helped him to get up!
"Who the hell is this walking Mishap?" He asked limping?
"My... my SIS...DIWAA blurted out!" And that got registered with the senile General.
Khushi looked at DIWAA with affection!
He said "Please don't mind! Tomorrow I shall change the status!"
"Its ok DIWAA BHAI! I don't mind!" Khushi assured him!
"But I do DIWAA muttered..." He was most certain he didn't want to face what Arnav was facing even as a brother figure!
The Station Director Gen Sahni was on fire!" Girl set everything right!"
"Uncle let me take that call!" Khushi pleaded!
"No Clean the mess I will convey your message" he said!
A:" Khushi! Whats happening? Whats all that?"
Anon:" Nahi hain!"( Its not her)
A:" Who are you?"
Anon:" Someone who your sister has hurt and is now rubbing my foot saying Devi Mayya! Is she the one?"
A:" Yeah! Wait she is not!"
Anon:"What? Is she? Or Is she not?"
A:"She is the lady!"
Anon: " You tell your sis to walk properly!"
A:" what the @#$%"
Anon:( To Khushi) "You tell your bro to talk properly!"
A:"Give the phone to her!"
Anon:" She is tying a bandage to my lil toe. I am hurt because of her antiques! Tell your mom she will be late!"
A:" What?"
Anon:" What nai Pot! My pot she broke! Your Sis" he said trying to sit properly rubbing at another pain that the photo copier inflicted.
A:" She is not my sis!"
Anon:" Then who is she?"
A:" Give the damn phone to her!"
He yelled at him!
Anon:" Attention! Young Man! She will first take care of me! But I can pass message on!"
A:" Ask her why she said what she said!"
Anon:" What? Repeat! Over!"
Arnav stared at his phone. Did he call the mental asylum by any chance? Where was Khushi!
K: "Unhey Bathaaye... hum muaafi chahthey hain" Khushi said applying Antibiotic!"
( Tell him I apologise)
Anon: "Eight queen Charlie says she is sorry!Over"
A:" Who?"
Anon:"This orderly who is dressing my wound! Over!"
A:" Who are you?"
Anon:" Why? Over!"
A:" Why are you always over?"
Anon: "I am not! over!"
A" What the @#$%"
Anon:" White Lily you are swearing? Over!"
A:" Who the hell is White Lilly?"
K:" Arnavji aap white lily hain!she shouted" and said Boliye!" she said to the General!
Anon: "Suna White lily? Over!"
A: "White lily,Eight Queen Charlie whats all this?"
K: "Aap saphed Kumud... hum Aathwi Rani Charlie Khsuhi shouted and said to Gen." boliye"
Anon:" Message copy! Got it? Over!"
A:" WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?"
Anon: "I am Blue Taj!Over"
A: "What? Are you some tea estate owner"
K:" Nahi Nahi Arnavji... White lily yane Saphed Kumudji Yeh Neela Mukut Hain!"
Anon:" Eight Queen Charlie is better than you!Over!
A:" You are over if you don't pass my message Blue Star!"
Anon:" Code name wrong Blue Taj it is!"
K:" Unsey Kahiye humsey miley Neeley Mukut ji!" she reached the last of her work!
Anon:" Meet Eight Queen Charlie soon... venue : Undisclosed!Over!"
Arnav was now fuming!
A:"Ask that Charlie fellow to talk to me first!"
Anon: " White Lily asks for message through waves he winked and showed phone!"
K:" Kahiye I LOVE YOU"
Anon:" I love you too sweet heart! Not Over!"
K:" Buddhey bathaathi hun over ya not over! Kaske bandage ghumaaungi!"
A:" What the hell is going on there! Khushi? How can you?
Anon: "Code Intercepted! Talk in code!Over"
Arnav felt like breaking something! But he heard Khushi saying I love you!!!.... who was this old fool! Oh my God ! He has to talk in code dunno what this woman was upto! Ok No choice!
A:' Ok Blue Taj Tell Eight Queen Charlie to meet me ASAP!"
Anon:" White Lily Are you sure?Over!"
K:"Kya woh humsey pyar nahi karthey? sab over?"
( He does not love me and says its over?)
A:" Blue Taj please tell Eight Queen Charlie the correct stuff! "
Anon:" Eight Queen charlie White Lily asks me to say the correct tuff Over!"
K:"Over?"
A:"Thats all! Over!"
Anon:" Over!"
K:" sab Over?"
Anon:" Eightqueen Charlie whole is over?Over!"
A:" Blue Taj tell her that over is different!"
Anon:" Which over?Over!"
K:" Ab kaunsey over ka kya matlab hain overji.... mathlab Blue Taj ji!"( whats the use in finding which over is what?)
A:" Blue Taj don't let it get over!"
Anon:" Eight Queen Charlie! White Lily says don't say anything about Over! Over!"
K:"Kya? Uskey baarein mein kuch nai kehna hai! Over sab Khuch Over!"( He doesn't even want to talk about it? No! Everything is over!)
Anon:" Eight Queen charlie! You are not getting over!"
K: " Just now it happened na Blue taj ji! I will not get over so early!"
A:" what is wrong with Eight queen charlie?
Anon:" White lily she thinks you said its over!Over"
A: " How? Its you who says over no Blue Taj?"
K:" He is only saying your over!" wailing!
A:" This bloody Blue Taj started this over!"
Anon:I am not bloody WhiteLily! Over!"
K:" You said over! Over and over again!"
A:" He said over everytime!"
K:" Mujhey kya padi hain! Over woh kahein tho!" seething
A:" Mujhsey keh rahi hain yeh! Ya us over ko?" ( Is she talking me or that over fellow).
DIWAA And Prateek were moving their heads as if watching tennis match from Khushi to phone to Gen Sahni!
K: "Yeh lijiye! Ho gaya! Over!"She got up finishing her bandage work!
A:" How dare you when I called to say lets forget and you say you are over WITH ME.
K:" NAI LILY JI IA M NOT OVER!"
Gen Shni stood up to hand the phone over to Khushi and the last words...
ANON:" BUT I AM OVER AND OUT... AND THERE WAS A BIG CRASH AS HE SAID THAT!
Khushi in her haste tied both his legs together and he fell!!!!
THIS UPDATE IS OVER
[Short update hope you laughed reading it as much as I did writing it! Yellow river signing off Over!- oops my name is Golden Kat oops Anu Haze! Everything over]