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Arnav just could not believe it that Anjali could do such a thing! He just got up, gave a killer stare to Aman and walked out!
And as he walked out, he brushed his shoulder with Chinnu! Mallesh Goud's aide who was coming to Batteesi Baba for some help for his brother-in-law who seemed to have a squint eye!
As he saw Anjali! He immediately called Mallesh
" Anna Vadinamma undey ikkada!( Bro! Bhabhi is here !)
Mallesh:"Ekkadra?" where?
Ch:"Baba daggara!" ( With Baba)
Mallesh:"Nuvvaadney vundu thambi ne urkuthunna!" ( You be there! I am there in a jiffy!" Mallesh said and cut the call!
Anjali and Mami were embarrased as Arnav walked out on the Baba!
"Kuch bhi karke peecha chudaaiye!" ( do anything but let my brother be freed! Anjali was pleading with Baba!
Mami slowly asked," Ee ka kuccho bhi solutionwa nahi hain ka?"( There isn't any solution for this?)
Baba took a deep breath and said "EEE!"
"I do not usually deal with such small problems! But since its AR Group that gives us huge donations, I shall look into it! I need certain things! He gave them a list! And he said for doing all this i need her hair! And a few rudimentary facts to confirm that she is a churail!"
"Vamprail bolo Babaji" Mami corrected him!
Anjali winked at her to lower her voice and said," Ok! What are the things that we need to know?"
Chinnu was almost near the Baba now...
Baba:"1. Whether she sucks blood... and whether she eats and drinks normally!
Anjali and Mami looked at each other in fear!
2. Whether she has compelled your brother... you know these kind of er... forces use Vasheekaran to keep people under control either by using their power or their er... body...I mean beauty... "
"Chi chi chi!!!" Mami said aloud and everyone in the hall looked at them as now the hall was in silence!
Chinnu moved close now saying "Namasthe!EEE"
Baba acknowledged him and said "today itself let me know!" to Anjali.
Mami and Anjali said, "ok"and as they got up Mami said "Anjali bitiya kaisey yeh sab patha chalega?"( How will we know all this?)
Anji:"We shall do something Mami!"
M:"How? Tell me Pleej!"
Anji:"We will go to the movie Mami where did you say they were going?"
Mami told her the theatre and the time and Anjali asked Aman to arrange for two tickets for the same!
Chinnu who was listening picked his mobile!
Anjali walked to Arnav and said,"Sorry Chotey humey lagaa... "( Sorry I thought...)
A:"What rubbish di! How can you even think of me like that?
M:"Vasheekaran Arnav Bitua..." and before Mami started Anjali shut her up saying," Chodiyena Mami! Ayinda sey aisa nahi hoga Chotey! Lets go!" ( It won't happen again).
"Di you guys go! I have a meeting and then I am busy!" Arnav had already asked for another car and It was waiting for him! He left!
As his car drove out of the gates of Gyan Dham, A big Scorpio preceeded by four cars and followed by three autos and a DCM van stopped in the parking! Anjali and mami were still discussing their plan!
Mallesh goud got out and Chinnu did not recognise him! He was in three piece ill fitting suit!
Mallesh:"Ei Chinnu!"
Ch:"Eh evvar raa by?( Who is it?) He asked!
"The one in right or left?" His BIL asked.
"Okkade unnadugadha baava?"he asked!( There is only one no Jijaji?)
"O gatlana?"( Oh Is that so?) BIL corrected his glasses by putting a different lense and said"au" Okkade( yeah!Only one)
"Aei Kanlu kanapaddam ledura Badmaash! vadinamma edi raa?" ( Are you blind that you can't recognise me? Where is your bhabi? Mallesh asked!
Anna!!! Nuvva!!!! Kaal moktha! Nuvvu Masthunnavey!( Bro! You???? Oh God! I am sorry! You look Awesome!)
Mallesh beamed and said, "Manchiggoduthunnana?"( Am I looking good?)
Mallesh:"Edira? "(Where is she?)
Ch:"Shhh!!!! Aaada undi!" ( There she is!)
"Valla amma tho vacchindi Anna"( she came with her mom!)
"Laggam pettincheddama?" Chinnu teased Mallesh!
(Shall we fix a date today now that we are here?"
Mallesh:"Aei OOko! Atthama entra atlundi?"( Enough! But Why is my MIL Like that?)
Ch:"Masthundanna Atthamma!" ( She is awesome!)
Mallesh beamed! and said," Baba daggara pelli patrika rayinchukovali ra!" ( we should Baba to fix the wedding!"
Ch:"Kani anna aa pora gadu vacchindu malla!"( But that chap is again seen with her!)
Mallesh:"evadra?" ( Who?)
Ch:"Khushi amma valla baava!" ( Khushi's fiance)
Mallesh:"Vadinamma tho na? Yadikelli ra?" ( With your Bhabi[Anjali]? How come?)
Ch:"Emo Anna Telvadi!" ( Dunno Bro)
Mallesh:"Mari em choosthunnav ra? "( Then what did you see?)
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K:"What should I wear oh god?"
Khushi was yelling and suddenly turned and saw that Prateek was snoring away lying on heaps of clothes!
She kicked him on his shins that were hanging down... yelling," Le... NEE#$%^"( Get up you...$%^&)
"Ah!!! Ah!!!What happened? Lets go!"he caught her hand and made to run!
Khushi snapped her fingers before his eyes and said," hello Brother! Where are you? I asked you to help me find a dress to wear for the film!"
"Oh!" Prateek rubbed his face with his right hand and said," past three hours you have been searching for one and asking me? You could not find one single dress?"
K:"Ledu raa!" ( Nope)
P:"Em?" ( why?)
K:"Arnav's taste is classy!"
P:"Thokkalo taste!" ( It stinks)
K:"Oye!"
P:"C'mmon Khushi Life of PI ki em vesukuntey entey?" ( For watching Life of Pi do you seriously think it matters what you wear?)
K:"What do you mean?"
P:"Ok Ok! He picked one cheetah print leotards and a zebra stripe long top and said wear this?"
K:"What?THIS? I am not going to the Zoo"
P:"Wear this it suits the movie!" chuckling.
K:"Teeku I will kill you!"
P:"Oh c'mmon Khushi Andherey mein kya dikhey ga yaar!( It will all be dark!) You guys are not going for dinner na? Only movie!"
K:"Still! How can you?" Khushi sobbed!
Prateek thawed and said keeping his right palm on her head and said," Grow up behna! Picture dekhney ke liye nahi jaathey hain!( People don't go to see a movie!)"
K:"Tho? Khushi"
P:"Ehem... bus jaathey hain"( hey go thats it) he made a face.
K:"Kya matlab?" ( What do you mean?)
P:"You seriously think he wants to watch Life of Pi?"
K:"No!"
P:"Good!!! Smart girl!"
K:"I know he wants to make me feel good and be with me" Mooning over!
P:"Kaddu! We boys take girls to movies for a purpose!"
K:"Haaw! What purpose?"
P:"I Can't tell you!"
K:'You mean to say you are breaking our promise which was made when we were in third grade?Not to keep any secrets from each other"
P:"Yes!No!Oh! What do I tell you!"
K:"You took Smitha, Rano, Geetha to movies!That too without me! So?"
P:"So?"
K:"So?" squaring her shoulders and raising her eyebrows!
P:"So?" discocerted!
K:"Bol! Kya kiya tha tab!"( what did you do?)
P:"Ohho what do I say!"
K:"OK!!!You tell me what I should do"
P:"Thats what i am trying to tell you! You don't need to! Arnav will do everything!" Prateek said smugly!
K:"What?"
P:"Yeah! What you wear is up to you!"
K:"What...DO...YOU...MEAN...?"
P:"Unless you want to do something... "and started to run round the bed as Khushi started hitting him with the towel in her hands as it finally dawned on to her what he was trying to say!
P:"Stop! Time pass!" He showed his palms and said,"Ok! Lets do one thing!"
K:"What?"
P:" Wait!"He opened his lap top which was lying on Khushi's side table and logged on to a website...
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Ch:'Anna Vadinamma signma ki velthundey?"( Bhabhi is going to a movie)
Mallesh:"Ye signma raa?" ( which one)
Ch:"Telvadi!" ( dunno)
he got a punch on his nose!
Mallesh:"Telvaali gadaa?" ( You must know is it not?)
Ch:'Au!'
Mallesh:"Mari Telsuko!" ( Then know it now)
"Manam bee podham!" ( we too shall go)
Chinnu rushed to Aman who was booking tickets for Arnav and Khushi and then Anjali and Mami! He heard the venue and time but not the name of the cinema!
Ch:" Sir maaku gitla tickets cheyipisthara?" ( will you book tickets for us too?)
Aman:"What are you saying?"
Ch:"Oh! hindi problem? Humku bhi Ticketaan karwaathein?"
Aman:"What rubbish!"
Chinnu used all his brains and said," mujhey english problem! Aapku ticketaan book karthey dekhaa! Humaarey Jijja ko waheech signma jaana ji! Pyr padthu baaawa karaathey?"
(I saw you booking tickets for the movie that my BIL wants to go to! I beg of you can you book tickets?)
Aman:"Kya hain yeh sab?" ( whats all this?)
Ch:"Pichkar ka nam bolo bus my try karthun!" ( tell me the name of the movie! I will try!)
Aman just stared at him! He looked like a thug! But he was creating a scene and Anjali was still distributing food to the ashram inmates! still time to go! So he thought the better of it and said "Life of Pi!"
Ch:"Kya? Kya life?" ( What life?)
Aman :"LIFE OF PI!!! Ab BYE!"
Aman helped Anjali into the car and they rode off!
Chinnu ran to Mallesh who already instructed one auto to follow Anjali and Mami!
Mallesh:"Em Pitchkar ra?" ( what movie?)
Ch:"Endo Anna Life anta!" ( Some life it seems!)
Mallesh:"Lifa? Em life ra! Arrraaai! Manchiga cheppavaithiva nee life end!" He enacted the end of Chinnu!
( what life? If you don't explain, its your life thats gonna end!)
Chinnu shook in his chappals and turned to his Jijaji!
"Emanta Bava? Nuvvu gitla chadvinavi gandaa?"
( what say BIL! You are educated no?)
"Seventh fail" Jija said looking at one of the auto fellows!
Chinnu turned Jiju to face him and said," Signma peru Baava?" ( Name of the movie)
"Oh Gadaa!!! Yaad marcha!"( Oh That! I forgot!)Jiju said amugly and his cheek was blasted with a slap from Mallesh.
MAllesh:""Mazaaklaaduthunnarra c$%^&*Gaallu!" ( Are you joking around with me you @#$%%^)
"Ippud seppundri!" ( Tell me now)
Jija:""Pi Life anna!" ( Pi Life bro) looking at chinnu who had to turn him in the right direction after he changed his lense.
Mallesh:"Pi aa?" (Pi?)
"Ante?" ( Meaning?)
Ch:"Endo anna Telvadu!"( Dunno Bro!)
Chinnu hit upon an idea...
"Anna Etlanna aadiki boyi vadinamma thone kada choosedi? em pichkar ayithey entey?
( Bro Anyway we are going to watch with bhabhi! How does it matter what picture it is!)
"au anna " ( yeah bro!)Narsing another aide also supported!
Mallesh:"Mari podaam pattundri!" Lets go then)
Ch:"Anna ippudu kaadey! First showki! Inka English pichkar ki Jeans paintla bovaali!"
( Not know in the evening! And you need to wear Jeans to watch an english movie!)
Mallesh:"Manaku asar avuthunda?" ( will it suit me?)
Narsing:"Avuthundanna!" ( Ofcourse)
Mallesh sat in the scorpio and said," aei GVK mall bodam Pattundri!( Lets go to GVK Mall)
Chinnu and Jiju hopped in!
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K:'Whats that?"
P:"Tips about making people fall for you!"
K:" People already fell! I just need to balance them"
Prateek bent and looked under the table around her on the ground and said," where? None! You said people fell!"
Khushi gave him a killer stare and asked,"You visit this site?"
P:"No I don't its a friends so thought might find it useful!"
He opened it!
It had pics of crazily dressed youngsters and very succint statements like show them their$%^& etc all over!
Prateek pressed a tab REGISTER
Name:" Khushi Kumari Guptha!"
K:' Excuse me! Are you going to announce my name to the world, Give a phony name ok?
P:" What it should be?"
K:" Simple KKG"
P:"WOW! done"
Then they filled Age gender preferences and it took another half hour!
Now you are ready for online chat! The ,essage flashed on the screen.
Khushi and Prateek hit their right hands in air victoriously!
The online help started the chat!
"Hi My name is Fred ( Phony) What kind of date you are going on?"
Khushi pulled Prateek off the seat and sat and typed "A MOVIE DATE"
F:"where to"
K:" temple"
F:" You are being directed to matrimonial section"
K:" No No! Film na? so theatre! looking at Prateek who had a 'serve you right' expression on his face!
F:" Ok! evening?"
K:"Yes!"
F:" Ask me what tips you want!"
Khushi looked at prateek!
P:"Are you going or Am I?"
K:"Ok! What should I wear?"
F:"What's your BF's Favourite colour?"
K:'Huh?"
P:"HMMM????"
K:"Teeku mujhey nai patha!"
P:"Patha nai!!!" he made a face and got a punch as a reward!
K:"Please Ra?"
P:" what should I do?Call him and ask!"
K:" What if he shouts at me?"
P:" Wear a helmet! Waisey khushi I see you in one in future as your Arnav shouts a lot yaar!"
K:" Teeeku!!!!"
P:" Call him and stop this!"
Khushi dialled Arnav's number!