(SARGAM's) Inexplicable Attraction
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Pic Credit: LakshaLOVEArshi
WHATT????
K:"What?"
Prateek:WHAT WHAT MAN!!!
A:"What did you say just now?"
P:" That you are not aware of human emotions"
A:" What am I?"
K:' Jaaney Deejiye na?"( Leave it will you?)
P:"Kahaan?( Where) Yeh Breaking Dawn 10 taq kheencheyga!"( Else he will drag till Breaking Dawn Part-10)
K:" Teeku ruko yaar!"( Please wait Teeku)
A:" Nahi (No)you tell me"
P:" No ! You tell us! Where are the others? How many of you are there? Since how long?"
A:" Who?"
K:" Teeku!!!"
A:" Khushi!"
P:" My kisey bulaaun?Tum Ek doosrey ko bulaatahe ho!"( Whom Should I call? you are calling each other)
A:"Try God coz if what I think you thought of me comes true then you won't have any of your faculties in place to think properly!"
K:" Aapney kya soncha?"( what did you think?)
A:" Jo isney socha( whatever he thought) and I am sure made you also believe in ythat @#$%!
P:" What did I say! I said the truth!
A:" And what you think is far from the truth!"
P:" Truth is truth!"
K:" I don't have any problem with the truth!"
A:" But I do!"
P:" You better! Coz I do too you friggin..."
K:" I won't let you!" catching Prateek's shirt!
A:" Let him Khushi! Aaj faisla ho jaaye YA tho my Ya yeh Meeku!( Let it be decided today! Its either Meeku or ME)
"TEEKU" both Khushi and Prateek corrected loudly!!!!
"TELL US THE TRUTH!!!!!!!"
THERE WAS A LOUD VOICE WHICH SAID THAT FOLLOWED BY A BIG CRASH OF A DOZEN CUPS!!!!!
Khushi, Arnav and Prateek turned to see a dozen people seeing them live in the cafe!
RJ Diwaa, The cafe owner two staff and the rest-customers!
The IPL match was abandoned on the big screen in the corner!
The Cafe owner said," Please bathaado bhai! My yeh tension bardasth nai kar saktha! MEREku BP hai!( Please tell us bro! I can't take this tension! I have high BP)
The servers nodded and said," Saab bolona! Humlogaan... doh overon sey match bhi nai dekhrain!
( Sir please tell us what is the truth! we are unable to concentrate on the match since the past two overs)
Arnav looked at Khushi and Prateek and said "inhi sey poocho!"
( Ask these people)
"Bolo na baawa!" ( Pease tell us son!) an elderly gentleman said wiping his mouth with back of his hand!
"Kuch nai Chicha... yeh... " ( Nothing uncle he is...)Khushi swallowed hard!
"Yeh...?" ( HE?) he prompted...
"Bolo" ( Yeah tell them) Arnav prompted!
"VAMPIRE HAIN!"( ...IS a VAMPIRE) Prateek said aloud and went behind Khushi!
There was a hush over the audience!
RJ DIWAA was the first to react and said," Holy S@#$"
"Rather unholy S@#$!"Prateek said sarcastically!
Arnav caught Prateek's collar and hoisted him up and said! You!!! I always knew you will ultimately come in between! "
He put him down looked at Khushi and said "do I look like a Vampire? Do you believe in this... this crap!!!!!????"
He went on "How could you Khushi?"
The cafe owner went to the altar where a silver urn was kept and put it in Arnav's palm and exclaimed HE is not! Silver has no reaction from him!
Everyone said "yes yes!"
Arnav was so embarassed and he looked disgustedly at Khushi and said "CHI!!!!" And left in a huff!
Khushi and DJ DIWAA and the dozen others were now looking at Prateek!
"What?:
"Well its... m...y ... duty to protect he...r! She is my sis..." Prateek tried explaining but failed!
Khushi was the first to react!!!!
She closed both her ears and shrieked and everyone immediately dropped down to the floor except Prateek!!!
The Cafe owner said "get down... Thats the siren for bomb blast!"
"No! Its Khushi! she is upset get up everybody!" Prateek exclaimed!
Prateek went and caught Khushi's nose! Thats how she stopped!He looked at everybody with a sense of achievement smugly!
Everyone got up looking oddly at them and RJ DIWAA came to Khushi and said! "wow!!! You have lot of energy!"
"Shukriya! Per waise hum yeh bathaadein aapko ki yeh sab aap ke wajah sey hua hain!" She accused him!
( Thanks! But let me also tell you that all this has happened because of you).
"No Man! How?"
"How?" Khushi went on telling him everything and by the end of third cup of tea he understood completely!
"I guess I bungled up he he!" Diwaa said.
Prateek made a face standing...behind him!
"Ok! Let me... do something!!!" DIWAA said!
"What" both Khushi and Prateek pounced on him!
"Relax! Lets start operation Diwaa... "Diwaa said
K:"How?"
P:"How?"
D:"Simple plan no 1... Call him and apologise!"
"HA! CALL HIM!!!" Khushi aped him...
D:"Whats so difficult in that man?"
"See just take out your mobile and punch contact number and it rings!" he said and waited and his face turned red and he cut it coughing!
K:"Kyun Diwaa ji bahut simple haina?" Khushi asked!
D:"Haan per you shud actually!"
"What did he say?" Prateek asked curiously!
"You want to listen?" Diwaa asked trying to punch
"NO!"Prateek immediately backed out!
D:"Khushi you try! See? Its easy?
K:"Ok"
TRING>>> TRING<<<TRING<<<
Nothing happened...
K:"Ab kya hoga?"
D:" No issues! his is all normal! Plan No2 We will go to his room!"
K:" I dunno where he stays?"
D:What? How? You don't know?"
K:"Ji"
D:" Ok! Plan 3! We will go to his work place!
K:" Ehem!!! Dunno! where he works!!!"
P:" " Now you know why I had my doubts!"
D:" Jeez! You dunno anything !
K:" I know!"
D:" What?"
K:"Mobile number!"
Prateek smote his forehead with his fist saying" Kharma" ( what a bad luck)
Diwaa just stared and said "Idea!!!!"
K:" Kya?" ( What)
D:"How did he pataofy you?"
K:" Ab... ah..."
P:" Ippudu siggupadi em laabham cheppu!"( whats the big heck in feeling shy now? Tell us?"
K:" Gaana dedicate kiya tha unhoney!" ( he dedicated a song )
D:" Exactly! I only did that!"
P:"SO?"
D:" Do the same! Again!"
K:" Kahan phone bhi nahi uthaarahey hain aur gaana kahaan dedicate karengey!"
( He is not taking my call! Then how will he dedicate song?)
D:" Not him! You!"
K: WOW! WHAT AN IDEA!"
P:" You think he will listen to FM?"
D:You leave it to me!""Lets select a song and I shall do it tomorrow!"
P:" Tum hi meri meet ho Tumhee meri puja! Nice old number by Lata Mangeshkar!"
K:" Kyun Sarlaa kam padi hain ki puja chahiye?"( Why, was sarlaa less that you are introducing Pooja?) Irritatedly!
D:" Raat hain! Baath hain!!!"
K: "NO!!!!!!" That gives wrong signals you know!
P:" Then what?"
D:" YES!!! YESYES!!!!Mar jaayiyaan!!!"
K:" Nai Diwaaji! It will remind him of vampires!"
P:" Aaya hun terey dar pey!"
K:" Hey My bheek mangi dikhthee hun kya?"( Do I look like a beggar?)
D:"Point is he must contact after that song!"
K: Then I know what to do!"
P:"What?"
K:"Give phone number with song!"
D:" are you mad? He knows your number!!!"
"Then what?" all three of them thought!
DIWAA suddenly jumped and said! YES!!!
P:" Pakka Yes?
D:" Pakka "